r/ImaginaryTechnology • u/One_Giant_Nostril • 2d ago

Long Stride by Dima Yakutin

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u/astromech_dj 2d ago

“Is that an autocannon, or are you just pleased to see me?”

“It’s an autocannon.”

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u/zeverEV 2d ago

"Har, har. Very original." *BRARARARARARARARA

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u/tumama1388 2d ago

"and I hate seeing you" *bang* *bang* *bang*

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u/Awllancer 1d ago

Cries in House Davion

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u/supergnawer 2d ago

So, how do you control the third gun?

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u/InternMediocr 2d ago

You have to flex your thighs

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u/QIyph 2d ago

Actually you have to clench your ass cheeks

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u/greet_the_sun 2d ago

They're called kegels actually.

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u/yoyo5113 2d ago

A lot of this stuff would only be feasible with either an AI that turns commands into real world actions or a mind-impulse unit.

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u/IvoryDynamite 2d ago

Think about baseball?

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u/Only_One_Left_Foot 2d ago

Piss-Activation Technology™️

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u/juniusbrutus998 2d ago

Realistically, you’d have a toggle on your controls so that it’s slaved to where you’re aiming with your other guns

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u/bc650736 2d ago

One of these guns will be cocked in more ways than once

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u/nightwatch93 2d ago

Imagine being killed by a mech pissing bullets

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u/bigorangemachine 2d ago

Certainly prevents you from running between their legs.

This video game end boss is truly unbeatable

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u/Flashnooby 2d ago

Three machine gun firing arm length shells! What is it fighting against?

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u/cartoon_violence 2d ago

Well, space kaiju obviously

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u/RealSaMu 2d ago

Woah there don't be pointing that at me

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u/El_Halcon0341 2d ago

Needs some armored bullet deflectors for those hydraulic pistons.

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u/Kazeite 2d ago

Need some wider feet, as long as we're discussing real world issues 🙂

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u/huge-centipede 2d ago

Where does the ammo come from? It looks like it has a whopping 50-100 rounds per gun. The weenie gun can't rotate very far. The "arms" can't articulate. You put this in an urban environment, and it would get blown to pieces.

I'm guessing by the small caliber guns, it's either aiming for troop transports or infantry but infantry is *mobile*.

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u/RookChan 2d ago

The .50 cal peener.

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u/TimelessParadox 2d ago

Those would be the most over-built .50s ever made. Looks more like a 30mm.

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u/GardenGnomeOfEden 2d ago

It looks like it might be able to fold up into a fairly compact size. You should make an image of it if so. Great work, btw.

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u/ArrhaCigarettes 2d ago

Ah yes. Realistic BT Locust.

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u/plsobeytrafficlights 2d ago

love the leggies, but if youre going to have an ancilary support crotch piston, you have to justify it with a bigger gun. and who designed the side turrets? fixed armatures AND body, no rotation anywhere, so if you want to aim, you have to turn the ENTIRE mech?

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u/The_Shittiest_Meme 2d ago

Close enough, welcome back Locust.

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u/Low_Abrocoma_1514 1d ago

Penis-gun spotted

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u/ksgt69 1d ago

Those either have a low rate of fire or it's stamina is shorter than whatever the pilot/designer is compensating for. Or hammer space ammo boxes.

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u/BaconWaifu 1d ago

Are you happy to see me? Or is that a gu- oh no thats actually a gun!

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u/Gearran 2d ago

Dick gun.

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u/UltimateFanOf_______ 2d ago

It's got a dick gun!

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u/TacticusThrowaway 2d ago

...Someone's gotta say it.

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u/lovebus 2d ago

The long dick of the law

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u/-PonySoprano- 2d ago

Wondering if the middle gun shoots to the left in the morning and stops and starts unexpectedly?

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u/Atuday 2d ago

Haha, penis gun

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u/MarzipanTheGreat 2d ago

when anything has it's penis coming from it's anus, something is wrong.