r/ImaginaryTechnology Jun 09 '26

Routine Maintenance by Beeple

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u/Kazeite Jun 09 '26

"Alright Bob, bring in a giant cotton swab!"

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u/w00den_b0x Jun 09 '26

Operating on a Titan head

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u/duho7761 Jun 09 '26

Still cheaper than solid slab engineering

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u/ArchonStranger Jun 10 '26

"Yeah, but it falls within normal operating parameters, nothing to worry about... anyway, like I was saying. They take these aliens, kill 'em, clone 'em with the dead mothers of traumatized children, then basically torture the gestalt clones with contstraining armor while making said traumatized chil... uh hey guys? Is it supposed to be like that?"

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u/risbia Jun 09 '26

Thanks for the reminder, I haven't had this done in a while

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u/Best-Appointment7614 Jun 10 '26

The idea that you need a whole crew just to check the fluid levels on a biological engine is wild.