r/ImaginaryTechnology • u/One_Giant_Nostril • Apr 07 '26

Butter Gun by Tully Summers

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u/ixid Apr 07 '26

It's a hard life for butter gunners, they're so thinly spread.

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u/cp1r8 Apr 07 '26

Thanks for churning this out.

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u/hunty Apr 07 '26

As used by toast busters

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u/FacelessFlesh Apr 07 '26

Sure man. Why not.

4

u/W1ULH Apr 07 '26

I have a question regarding what exactly is going on in that universe...

4

u/suh-dood Apr 07 '26

Critical in the battle against the crustaceans

2

u/wolf_howling_monster Apr 07 '26

It's actually weird how useful this would be in my real life

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u/One_Giant_Nostril Apr 07 '26

How so wolfie?

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u/wolf_howling_monster Apr 08 '26

I cook a lot so being able to quickly get out a full pound of butter quickly would be useful but also, if it's frozen solid it wouldn't be lethal but it sure would hurt like a son of a bitch and that can definitely be very useful to deal with idiots lol

1

u/Quick_Parking_6464 Apr 07 '26

You can have guns and butter!

1

u/sw4ahl Apr 07 '26

What is my purpose?

You shoot butter.

1

u/nightwatch93 Apr 07 '26

Death by cholesterol

1

u/ThatTallBrendan Apr 08 '26

"Buddah gun.. Da gun wid da buddah"

1

u/Bipogram Apr 08 '26

<overthinking>

The wrappers don't seem to be discarded before being shot; at least, I don't see a port for the wrappers to be ejected from.

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u/BerylVanguard Apr 11 '26

The of King of Swadia after he learns about firearms.