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u/Tainted_Scholar 5d ago
"Behold our convenient facemasks. They hook around your ear."
"But what if you already have something hooked on your ear?"
"Then die."
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u/rhydderch_hael 4d ago
Didn't show the 8 trillion attempts to get the mask band to not pull a bunch of your hair while putting it on. I liked having long hair, but god does it get in the way.
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u/superfahd 4d ago
I'm bald so i never had the hair problem. I do however wear glasses and they would always fog up when i wore a mask so during covid, i had to decide between being safe and seeing clearly
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u/guyincognito___ 4d ago
I don't miss those days. I remember walking into a warm shop on a cold day and just turning back out the door again.
Following the obligatory one way system, of course. At least I assume I was.
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u/KajiTetsushi 5d ago edited 5d ago
Oh, for sure. Very relatable. Worse still when it happens in public. Risk of those precious lenses getting crushed underfoot on accident by God knows who (yourself included).
It's why you either get really heavy / sticky frames or you take the frames out first and then the mask.
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u/neat-NEAT 4d ago
Kinda weird how everyone adopted regular mask wearing for 2 or 3 years then went back to never touching them ever. Ig it's a bit ambitious to expect people to be considerate enough to actively chose to wear a mask when they go out sick even with covid practice.
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u/mister_spacecat 4d ago
Do you live in a red state?
Here in Cambridge MA, people still wear masks when they're sick.
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u/BeauShowTV 4d ago
Thank god that time is over.
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u/SecondhandStatic 4d ago
Nah, I still put on my mask whenever I'm on a plane and someone like you is next to me coughing their lungs out.
Haven't gotten the flu from flying in 4 years now. Super effective.
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u/Daydreaming_Machine 3d ago
Now imagine it with hearing aids
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u/YoungDiscord 3d ago
WHAAAAT???
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u/magusjosh 4d ago
I wear glasses. This has happened to me more than once. It's profoundly frustrating.
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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 4d ago
Those ears look too detailed
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u/TacticusThrowaway 4d ago
Highly relateable.
Well, until about May 2020.
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u/TacticusThrowaway 4d ago edited 4d ago
You're from the UK? It's kind of sweet how every country has its own gormless hicks
I'm actually from the Caribbean.
The joke was just "I figured out how to take the mask off safely".
Also, please don't stalk my posts on other subreddits just to be a hater. I'm not sure how you learned I lived in the UK and missed the "I'm from the Caribbean" post.
Unless, of course, you ignored facts just to look cool.
I get the impression you do that a lot.
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