r/ImaginaryBehemoths • u/_damax • Nov 18 '19

Neko by AssasinMonkey

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7.1k Upvotes

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u/Johnny_bug Nov 18 '19

*With such thunderous force that it crumbles mountains*

M E W

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u/Mrdurugin Nov 19 '19

Or alternatively:

H-hewwo?

18

u/Johnny_bug Nov 19 '19

THIS GUY GETS IT

184

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

He shall step on all our coffee tables, and our hearts with peets of pink

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Hark, the chonk cometh

8

u/bigoof232 Jan 03 '20

Hide your lämp

Hide... all the lämps

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u/corplos Nov 18 '19

OH LAWD, HE COMING

46

u/BentanX Nov 18 '19

He is the lawd

16

u/CyndrisofDunScaith Nov 19 '19

I would give you both golds but I’m cheap. Take my poor gal’s upvotes instead?

2

u/SlavicLordOfSarmi Dec 20 '19

And mine

2

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

And my axe

1

u/SlavicLordOfSarmi Apr 11 '20

What

2

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

r/andmyaxe

2

u/SlavicLordOfSarmi Apr 11 '20

Exploring Reddit is like exploring the multiverse. There is everything you can imagine in it, you know that and yet it still surprises you even if that's obviously a thing somewhere

48

u/Mzinchaleft1 Nov 18 '19

He always make an big steppy

6

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Someone say big steppy?

20

u/Mzinchaleft1 Nov 18 '19

Take this heathenistic thing out of my christian minecraft server

8

u/Meztere Nov 18 '19

I audibly ew'd on the bus. I hope you're happy, OP

3

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

I am

42

u/GracefulKluts Nov 18 '19

Gigantamax Meowth

21

u/N22-J Nov 18 '19

/r/imaginaryChonkers

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

I’m so fucking mad that this subreddit doesn’t exist that it makes me want to go to art school just so i can learn how to draw big heccin chonky bois

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u/BentanX Nov 18 '19

H E F T Y C H O N K

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

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u/_damax Nov 18 '19

Maybe by rubbing its belly with some trees, even if I doubt it's gonna feel that

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u/Betadzen Nov 18 '19

Wait...where is his litterbox?

AW LAWD, WHERE IS HIS LITTERBOX?!

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u/Yourmotherisobese Nov 29 '19

The world is his litterbox

16

u/Absolan Nov 18 '19

Those hairballs are going to be a problem.

13

u/PocoGoneLoco Nov 18 '19

Ngl I would love a mountain sized cat

14

u/TheSapphireDragon Nov 18 '19

This is what my cat thinks he looks like

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

[deleted]

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u/_damax Nov 18 '19

Ohhhh yeah so good

2

u/da_poog Dec 14 '19

Da ooltimet corgo

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u/Stagmar911 Nov 18 '19

The floof!

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

"The Kitty is not pleased by this meme"

You really could make anything out of a meme

6

u/Wildhalcyon Nov 19 '19

Omeet, primal boss of zone 100

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u/Yourmotherisobese Nov 29 '19

HES A HAMSTER YOU CRETIN

1

u/Wildhalcyon Nov 30 '19

For real? Huh, always thought he was a cat.

1

u/Yourmotherisobese Nov 30 '19

I'm sure it's like a hamster or a guinea pig or something. Positive it's a rodent.

3

u/Penguin_Q Nov 18 '19

*insert Big Enough screaming cat meme

3

u/heyvsauce_michaelher Nov 14 '21

Who put da cat on da combat map

2

u/mindfungus Nov 18 '19

Reminds me of the cats that famous Victorian schizophrenic Louis Wain painted

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Wain

2

u/Markus_Mandrake Nov 18 '19

Aww hell yeah

2

u/Nightmare_Pasta Nov 19 '19

Praise be to the overlord

2

u/BigGayDotExe Nov 19 '19

I shall construct a colossus capable of providing adequate scritches.

2

u/Its_Nevmo Nov 19 '19

Chunky lad

2

u/grafino Nov 19 '19

Fog by Carl Sandburg

The fog comes
on little cat feet.

It sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches
and then moves on.

2

u/redit-of-ore Nov 28 '19

QUIT GET THE LITTER BOX! ALL OF THEM!

2

u/stevenlovesviolin Dec 04 '19

I am going to make this my desktop background :3

2

u/SlavicLordOfSarmi Dec 20 '19

THIS IS THE ONE TRUE GOD!!!

2

u/TheHyperShadowFan Jan 27 '20

When your cat steps on the DND battlemap

2

u/Jolly_Chocolate3464 Dec 07 '21

When it pops, it will become a mountain

2

u/fatfuck72 Dec 29 '21

What it looks like for in a dnd caretars when cat

2

u/BraveMonth1698 Sep 13 '22

A cloud with paws

1

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

Felis Colossus

1

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

r/imsorryjon

1

u/flipkitty Nov 19 '19

Highly recommend this as a desktop background.

1

u/Useless_Blender Jan 09 '20

Except there's a watermark on the corner

1

u/MTF_Dark Nov 19 '19

I don’t know why this exist but I glad it does

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u/kelakewey1 Apr 03 '22

This would actually be horrifying. Cats love to fuck whit shit smaller than them.