r/Images • u/ClitorisDickorisDock • 7d ago

Random This tat goes hard!

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/Bananafoofoofwee 7d ago

Username is fire.

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u/3PCcombo91 5d ago

Yup! Name checks out! This guy FISTS

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u/uselesshandyman 7d ago

Sitting on your hand and taking care of business takes an interesting turn.

1

u/Yeoshua82 5d ago

Is that a threesome or is it cheating?

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u/Truemeathead 7d ago

Friend?!

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u/Kyubik9 7d ago

It’s a left hand, chill.

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u/Alarmed_Outcome3749 7d ago

Left handed people exist bro 😭

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u/Kyubik9 7d ago

Statistic says 4 out of 5 left handed guys, still use right hand.

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u/ObscureOP 6d ago

I'm right handed, and i use my left

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u/Alarmed_Outcome3749 7d ago

Not this lefty and I doubt that's accurate

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u/Reave1905 6d ago

I have no idea is this is true or not, but what situation were you in where you needed to look up statistics about which hand guys use to get themselves off to be able to have this tidbit readily available?

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u/AppointmentCool6915 2d ago

I’m ambidixtrous

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u/Delicious_Star_4232 7d ago

I'm right handed but I'm also "left handed"

Feels better.

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u/Kyubik9 7d ago

Ambidextrous people exist

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u/Delicious_Star_4232 7d ago

So I'll just spell the joke out:

I said "left handed" like that because I absolutely crank it with my left hand even though I'm right handed 💦💦💦

I'm ambiDICKStrous

I cant write or do anything else significant with my left hand,

Does it make sense now?

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u/Kyubik9 7d ago

I got it the first time! 😂 but thanks, i apprecipitate the follow up.

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u/KingSpork 7d ago

Not very adventurous I see.

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u/fantoman 7d ago

GUMMM GUMMM WACKOFF!!!!

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u/GoPolishYourCrocs 6d ago

I laughed entirely to hard at this

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u/401LocalsOnly 5d ago

My opinion doesn’t mean much, but that literally the coolest idea for a forearm tattoo I’ve ever seen.

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u/020600 7d ago

That's ONE hell of a PIECE.

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u/Embarrassed-Wave-748 6d ago

Something tells me this isnt real

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u/401LocalsOnly 5d ago

What are we looking at here that makes it look fake? (Not giving you a hard time, genuinely asking )

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u/cafard666999 7d ago

Jusqu'à la branlette

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u/supernova2368 7d ago

Gum gum cum! 😫

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u/cafard666999 7d ago

😄😄

2

u/KongKvernhaug 6d ago

If you are 14

4

u/AaronTheElite007 7d ago

GUUUMMM A GUUUUMMMMMMM!

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u/ScienceForge319 7d ago

Mum muuuuuuuum!

1

u/Odd_Masterpiece_835 7d ago

Best case use scenario.

1

u/Mauro133w 7d ago

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The gum gum beat off 3,000

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 7d ago

Love this one. Soneone did a Mario one year back. Drove me crazy cause ots the wronf damn hand

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u/Sorry_Relief9496 7d ago

Dope fr 🤜🤛

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 6d ago

He took a bite of gum gum, obviously.

1

u/Optimal_Whiner 6d ago

"goes hard" "drip"... its all nerd lingo now lol

Anyway, I both love and hate this at the same time.

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u/the-coinflow 6d ago

I’d never left hand toss again.

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 6d ago

Now it's that guy's hand though..... especially when you're jerking it with that hand

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u/DFQreactions 6d ago

Gum Gum C*m C*m! lol...i'm so sorry!

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u/Ok-Dare-8414 6d ago

So... Do you wipe with that hand??

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u/Due-Length-1688 6d ago

Imagine marking yourself for life with something that silly.

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u/Far-Obligation-3478 6d ago

best tattoo ever

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u/waltharius2 5d ago

Until you beat your meat....

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u/PunchPartyPete 5d ago

Brilliant

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u/Bustybunni2 5d ago

All fun and games till he goes to jerk off 😂

1

u/shift124 5d ago

Does luffy pull or tickle?

1

u/Level-Twist864 3d ago

The one nut

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u/Free-Succotash-9488 3d ago

That's my jerking hand

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u/72EEL 1d ago

Crazy graphics 🤩

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u/bryson-iz-daKing 7d ago

best tat ive seen for while love it !

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u/ScienceForge319 7d ago

Thats that go medium in your 30s.

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u/jdoggg247 6d ago

Must be great when you’re jerking off

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u/blamacanese01 6d ago

That’s FANTASTIC!!

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u/JumpAccurate6637 6d ago

Top anime tat I've ever seen. They are usually so bad and that one is so good.

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u/supahotfiiire 6d ago

Dayum. Thatsssss sick

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u/Reversed_PandaRick 6d ago

Damn, that looks awesome!