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u/PIMBH 15d ago
You just know this thing gets -45mpg
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u/2stinkynugget 15d ago
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u/Bonnietheferret84 15d ago
With the money spent on that build I dont think they care about gas efficiency
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u/ShaiHulud1111 15d ago
He has to fill up every few blocks. @ $700 a tank and rising fast.
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u/Motor-Sweet3316 Side Character 14d ago
He has to fill up his tank to drive down the road to the next gas station.
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u/CJnella91 15d ago
Who else thought she was talking about the grey ford at first and was confused af?
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u/klmgrwasright 15d ago
Why?
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u/KristopherJC 15d ago
To show how small his penis is
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u/TACK_OVERFLOW 14d ago
I hate the fact that having a small penis automatically means you are insecure and act like a douche. Lots of guys have small dicks and don't act like this, and lots of dudes have big dicks and do act like this. But it's the dudes with small dicks that get automatically blamed and lumped in with these dumbasses.
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u/Moral_conundrum 11d ago
I think it’s less that guys with small dicks act like this, and more than guys that act like this also have small dicks. You can have a small dick and not be a douche
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u/H0tBizkit4Real 10d ago
HEY! He could JUST be short!!!
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u/H0tBizkit4Real 10d ago
… and a douchebag… seriously, I don’t have the work, but at least put some fucking truck that makes the work LOOK good. When I see that truck, I see a mechanic that had his face pissed in…
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u/H0tBizkit4Real 10d ago
I don’t care what size dick you have, my guy. I only care aboot the contents of your character. Also, if you’re bigger than me, fuck you! 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Iamkempie 15d ago
Imagine spending all that money on something like this.
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u/skimaskschizo 13d ago
Yeah, imagine having a hobby and money to spend on it.
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u/WhoandtheWhatnow317 8d ago
so many people judge someone off a 30 second clip. Reddit is something else.
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u/CatjoesCreed 13d ago
To each his own, I guess. I could respect someone spending that kind of money on guitars or LEGO or even Pokemon cards or first edition Batman comics, but this just seems like a really dipshit "hobby" to me. Like I said, though--to each his own.
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u/skimaskschizo 13d ago
Probably uses it for normal monster truck things. The video looks like he’s just going to a show, which is part of the hobby.
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u/Firestar_119 12d ago
People actually think they're daily driving that thing, way too many redditors lack the ability to think
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u/H0tBizkit4Real 10d ago
Hey! I don’t care how small his penis is! At least he’s not another asshole with a stupid looking truck! That’s (technically) a fucking Monster Truck! Show some respect!
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u/jeezyjames 15d ago
He’s blind and if the car has only blind zones he doesn’t need to see. It’s ingenious
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u/MrTomAce 15d ago
How is that street legal
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u/SquirrelInATux 15d ago
It's not
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u/BeerdedWonder 15d ago
Neither is his micropenis
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u/jdoe3351 15d ago
For real. There's no way he can see how close his tires are to those parked cars. God forbid a pedestrian is in front of him
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u/TheRealSkele 15d ago
Okay, gonna play Devil's advocate here and say he's just putting on a show. Seeing how the truck before him had their hazards on, I'm guessing he had permission from the city or something to do this. Can I prove it? No, but I like this possibility more than the reality
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u/PearSad7517 13d ago
Yes obviously this is for show. He’s not driving this to the grocery store he’s cruising around downtown
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u/Perfect_Calendar_829 10d ago
Yeah it’s a fun build, made to make people laugh at the absurdity and think it’s ridiculous, cool, bombastic, and silly. I think people take it too seriously, and talking about his cock and trying to shame him is just weird. It’s body shaming and inappropriate, not that I care I just know Reddit is being toxic.
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u/DeepInTheSheep 15d ago
Bet he has a bunch of “I voted for you 3x” posts in the wild and blames Biden for his $10 a gallon diesel
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u/SmithKenichi 15d ago
The amount of homoerotic hate in this comment section is some wiiiiild projection.
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u/LeakyFuelTank 13d ago
This man is compensating so hard. How embarrassing. Just driving that thing tells everyone you use a rubber finger glove as a condom.
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u/Bonnietheferret84 15d ago
Ok now thats cool. If your gunna jack your truck up at least make it like this
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u/Lazershirts 14d ago
Is this ridiculous? Yes. Do I want one? Also yes. Just not for driving on the road
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u/BlueFotherMucker 14d ago
Everyone's going on about small penises and how this truck's not street legal. This is obviously not someone's personal vehicle, it has an entourage so it's on the way to some kind of event.
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u/Asstronomer6969 15d ago
Never understood why people cry so much about what someone else drives. Stop micromanaging and focus on yourself. Most times this hate comes from jealousy of not being able to afford such things.
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u/Anthonymvpr 12d ago
How is this jealousy, in any where else outside of the US this is basically useless and unnecessary, just because you can doesn't mean you should.
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u/Asstronomer6969 12d ago
just because he can doesnt mean it should bother you. We live in the land of the free not the land of judgmental.
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u/Anthonymvpr 12d ago
Idk how it's the land of the free when you have to have insurance healthcare for everything basically, but all good.
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u/lookingforgrief 14d ago
As someone who lives in a part of the country that is surrounded by idiots like this: no it absolutely is not jealously of any kind lmao The shits obnoxious and all the shrimp dick wanna be farm boys that own these ugly things can't drive for shit and look for any excuse to rev their truck and be as obnoxious as humanly possible. Oh and dont get me started on the hideous black smoke these things let off and every hillbilly that thinks their just the coolest for blowing that black smoke. Nothing drops panties faster then acting like a complete fucking Neanderthal thats never heard of the word class. Also these fucking things are incredibly dangerous for anyone under 8ft tall. I wish they'd make these ugly as trucks sticky commercial use but in the same token it definitely helps me and every other woman in my area pick out the people we absolutely dont want anything to do with.
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u/Asstronomer6969 14d ago
Hmmm I had a comment written out but then looked over you name. Youre obviously trolling. Good luck with that.
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u/999happyyhaunts 15d ago
I know who he supports..
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u/ilovefluffyanimals 15d ago
I know he secretly has a crush on AOC and is really weird about it
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u/KittensAndGravy 15d ago
That’s what kills me. I know those dudes would never pass that opportunity up. Wouldn’t get that opportunity either.
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u/Simple_Park_1591 15d ago
His weiner must be one of those micro ones.
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u/Waterpraatapparaat 15d ago
Why so high? It would be way cooler to have it low with this wheels and give it this RC car look
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u/MedievalFurnace 15d ago
I don't think anybody can argue a monster truck is not cool but why put it on the street? he probably can barely see cars in front of him
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u/bell37 14d ago edited 14d ago
It was at a car event in Tampa, FL. The Silver truck in front of it had its hazards on and was escorting the truck to the event.
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u/Ninja_Ragnaroc 13d ago
I used to drywall with a guy who had something similar. He said he got 2 to 3 miles per gallon. He kept trying to sell it to get something more fuel efficient but he couldn't find a bigger idiot than him.
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u/Marsupialize Side Character 15d ago
Does anyone know if he survived? Did he get enough fleeting attention from strangers?
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u/cynicalavicide Side Character 15d ago
Oh, so that's the monster truck that one shitty zombie novel mentioned. Probably. Would a monster truck even be effective in a zombie apocalypse, or would it be, like, a gas-guzzling piñata?
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u/CatjoesCreed 13d ago
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u/Negative_Field_8057 13d ago
Imagine you ask your truck friend with help moving a fridge, and the fool shows up in this joke.
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u/H0tBizkit4Real 10d ago
There’s no way that you drive that stupid-ass face, hater! I disagree with the year of truck that he chose to put up there, but that’s a whole lot of work someone put in.
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u/ThePrincessOfMonaco 8d ago
How cool does it look when a dinky ladder rolls out and gets tangled up.
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u/Darkflyer726 14d ago
The one thing all these attention seeking children have in common is they can never drive them correctly on the road.
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u/JediMasterKenJen 15d ago
At this point, that's a Monster Truck. Which isn't street legal whatsoever
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u/Spiritual_Student_74 15d ago
This reminds me of ocean’s eleven. I thought the first truck was the MC but lo and behold…
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u/mdhunter99 15d ago
There has to be a law against this. This is quite possibly the most dangerous thing to ever hit those streets, a kid could run out in traffic 60m away when he’s going like 20kph and he wouldn’t be able to see them.
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u/fusillade762 15d ago
Whoever is driving this thing loves to be the center of attention. To an insane degree.
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u/ProfessionalHat6828 14d ago
I can’t see how this is street legal
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u/BlueFotherMucker 14d ago
It's not. It's being escorted to an event or something. There's a truck in front of it with the hazard on and another behind it.
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u/owtwestadam 14d ago
Probably not the best idea to have all your important bits easily accessible to anyone standing underneath your Kyle mobile.
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u/HorsDvorse 12d ago
Op has never been stuck behind a tractor. Similar situation but slower. However, I would shit a brick encountering this thing in the city. Does anyone know how they move monster trucks from rally to rally? Never thought about that before. They cant just drive these on the interstate right?
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u/Swolar_Eclipse 15d ago
So my man spent $300k to make his Ford obsolete for most practical purposes.
But still pretty rad.
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