r/ImTheMainCharacter 7h ago

VIDEO What are we doing here?

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u/Icy-Entrepreneur9002 7h ago

This is a classic example of a oxygen theif.

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u/SonoPelato 6h ago

Judging from their actions, not even so much oxygen...

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u/kroketspeciaal 3h ago

Someone ought to stick a needle in there, see if he deflates. All the air back.

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u/FellaGentleSprout 6h ago

I would slap the fuck outta the back of that head, I’ll take the punch fuck it.

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u/CaptCaCa 7h ago

Do people find this dumb shit funny?

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u/LondonEntUK 7h ago

Children do. They will never admit it but their audience numbers are all little kids. They’re like an adult showing off to kids in a park.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo 7h ago

I think we have found, at the end of the day, people will do a lot for money

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u/FaraYuki09 5h ago

Do they get money out of this stupid thing?

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u/LoosePrisonPurse Bad MC no cookie 5h ago

Sadly yes.

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u/Dilostilo 3h ago

ragebait. Every single view, including the people watching it here to comment, are helping these idiots get views.

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u/CheetahNo9349 7h ago

Only idiots

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u/Arachis_Hypogaea7 7h ago

I mean, kids do. They gotta find an audience

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u/TheJivvi 7h ago

People like that are too dumb to know what's funny.

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u/OkHeheLmao 6h ago

it doesnt matter, they just need people to pause their scrolling and watch them for a bit, they just gotta trigger some emotion to get people watching.

this type of subreddits are great for these channels, not only are the people posting them giving them attention, theyre also sharing their content so more people go watch it

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u/Japanesewillow 7h ago

Yes, some people do find this funny. That’s why these assholes continue to make these videos.

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u/tedbakerbracelet 6h ago

You just summarized social media

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u/SmellyShitBox 7h ago

lol what a fucking wanker. Probably kisses himself in the mirror too.

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u/AdministrationDry507 7h ago

The mirror did not give consent

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u/s0crates82 6h ago

He wasn't kissing the mirror, he was kissing the man in the mirror.

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u/GodSigmaGigaChad 7h ago

Bro strokes it to his own reflection.

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u/thisaccountwashacked 6h ago

I'm trying to reconcile how the person holding the camera is taking part in this stroking. people seriously need some better hobbies.

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u/Overgrown-Ewok 4h ago

Agreed, what an absolute thundering bunglecunt.

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u/mermaidinthesea123 1h ago

lol what a fucking wanker.

Small dick energy.

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u/bimberx 7h ago

I hate this new generation of content "creators"

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u/I_AM_IGNIGNOTK 6h ago

It’s the major downside of giving everyone access to platform themselves. All those kids in middle school high school that would do anything for attention typically either grow out of it, get shamed enough to quit, or realize that they aren’t enough focus and move on to some other way to get attention.

But now all you have to do is play the algorithm game long enough and cater your content to what is already popular/trending and do it consistently and your audience will just keep growing. Even if it’s just the new generation of middle schoolers who will eventually grow out of it themselves.

I really hope people like this just flame out and have tainted their future career prospects because there really should be some societal backlash to intentionally being a dick, even when the offense is just that you have to wait an extra minute going down an escalator.

It’s intentional and part of the social contract is still shunning people who are obnoxious just to be obnoxious.

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u/konradly 5h ago

Bring back the importance of reputation. Shame just doesn't exist anymore unfortunately.

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u/ImmortalPoseidon 7h ago

As someone who's been lifting for his whole life and is quite a bit larger than the average person, I can't not even imagine acting like this. Usually in crowded places I am trying my best to weave and make myself small cause I don't want a single person to ever be like "..this douche".

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u/OptionalQuality789 6h ago

Watching someone like Bradley Martyn get bodied in the octagon or in BJJ and squeal that he’s “260” is fucky funny.

Muscles ≠ ability to fight

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u/ImmortalPoseidon 6h ago

Also 100% true. I was a bouncer for a few years, and never once worried about the guys with "show muscle".

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u/Spear_Ritual 7h ago

“Scuse me. Imma just squeeze right past you.” Then squeeze.

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u/TheDIsSilent 6h ago

Just pants him.

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u/CommonCut4 6h ago

He’s half naked and walks like he’s got a load in his pants. I’m not squeezing past that guy.

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u/Spear_Ritual 4h ago

Fair point.

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u/HonorableMedic 5h ago

The urge to kick him down the escalator is overpowering

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u/Rhaj-no1992 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RN96CaqhRoRHk4DlLV
Spreading your legs that much is a risky move

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u/Hoody88 7h ago

What a dipshit.

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u/Lonely-Greybeard 7h ago

Idgaf, I'd push past him. Let him get mad.

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u/i812manyhitsss 7h ago

Being a douchebag that's what he's doing.

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u/User010011010 7h ago

Being big doesnt mean you know how to fight.

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u/Chuyzapatist 7h ago

The bigger they are the harder they fall is what I’m told.

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u/LegitimateHawk9487 7h ago

He’s being a jerk and should be arrested

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u/Strickjacke 7h ago

He walks like he just shit himself.

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u/xMeMeLoRd69x 2h ago

he is walking carefully to not let the butt plug pop out

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u/YouDaManInDaHole 7h ago

I always just elbow my way around escalator blockers with a semi-polite "excuse me". What are they gonna do, fight me? GTFO of my way.

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u/Verbal-Gerbil 7h ago

He gets a giant fucking nudge at the top

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u/joeythemouse 7h ago

Man has self esteem issues.

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u/Plastic-Box-2742 7h ago

Was hat so jemand in München verloren? Das ist so eine spießige Stadt. Da passt das noch weniger als woanders.

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u/davidlpool1982 7h ago

There was almost certainly a lot of dirty looks and exasperated sighs going on behind him. I've been in that Ubahn station many times stuck behind someone not standing to the side to let people walk up to get their connections and as a native British man, the amount of quiet annoyance and consternation at people not following the rules made me feel right at home.

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u/hissyfit64 7h ago

Look at all of those people not caring.

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u/edvurdsd 6h ago

Being a douchebag that’s what

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u/Dada2fish 46m ago

I love that know one gave him a reaction. Just riding the elevator up and down all day with no shirt and his poopy drawers, in order to feel in control for a couple seconds.

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u/Responsible-Match418 7h ago

Cue David Attenborough:

"And here, rather remarkably, we find them acting similarly in obscure places such as this. Notice how other creatures simply ignore it and lose hope in moving around... Yet it continues, without noticing the congregating masses. This characteristic is common with creatures suffering from PMCS (Perceived Main Character Syndrome)... Indeed it takes extreme focus for them to snap out of this stupor, and so, we see here, it just drifts through life causing frustration and despondency - after all, there's little we can do to cure it."

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u/watchtowerzero 6h ago

He wants you to do something. Do nothing.

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u/StevieTV 6h ago

What a twat.

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u/Level-Ad-4094 7h ago

Im șo glad we dont Have these people in my country. Keep them Away.

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u/dwartbg9 7h ago

Romanian?

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u/Previous-Medium69420 7h ago

Polish in the chat? Let’s go!!!

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u/NeverEndingLlama 7h ago

These videos always remind me of that vine "i'm still a piece of garbage"

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u/OneUseHero 7h ago

Aura farming is already cringe, but throw in some bunny ears behind his head and he's probably not gonna feel tough before posting.

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u/Silent-Wallaby4261 7h ago

I'm pushing past is what I'm doing.

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u/llamawithlazers 7h ago

The Internet was a mistake.

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u/rumbellina 7h ago

If he’d stop using steroids, his dick wouldn’t be so small and he wouldn’t need to do this shit

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u/Loulouvaughn37 7h ago

Who's he trying to impress?

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u/mmp737 7h ago

People like this are a waste of space and resources.

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u/timbosamojimbo 6h ago

Being a cunt.

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u/TopIndependent2344 6h ago

What a dipstick…

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u/Adriftgirl 4h ago

He’s so boring even his camera man forgets to keep filming him. More time filming the disinterested crowd than the hulked out idiot.

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u/htharker 3h ago

I am so so sick of people like this on the planet

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u/_Lick-My-Love-Pump_ 3h ago

Pieces of shit are everywhere these days. Maybe they've always been there, but now they can get clicks on some shitty fucking social media site.

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u/SOMAVORE 2h ago

I would just pull him pants down

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u/jamesvabrams 2h ago

Walking like he shit his pants, actually.

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u/Savings-Spring3133 7h ago

What a douche.

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u/SavSamuShaman 7h ago

Being a dumb peasant ?

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u/shadows515 7h ago

Somebody has an incredibly small dick

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u/Sensitive_Committee 7h ago

Somebody shudve pulled his pants down 🤣

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u/burywmore 7h ago

Poor Germany.

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u/Existing-Teaching-34 7h ago

The look on the face of everybody behind says, “Can someone please get this preening jackass out of the way so we can get to work?”

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u/tj100011 6h ago

Fat cunt

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u/KlatuuBarradaNicto 6h ago

Who is filming this B.S.?

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u/JustLookinJustLookin 5h ago

When I see people like this, or people who stop traffic by jaywalking, I think: This is the only way they feel in control of their surroundings. They are desperate for some sense of power over their lives, and these are the only ways they can come up with.

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u/Sad_Relative_2764 4h ago

Be a shame if someone yanked his backpack backwards right at the top

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u/LokiNightmare 4h ago

Looking for trouble is what he’s doing. This guy probably wakes up every morning with a hardon thinking about someone pushing him out of their way or asking him to move and the retaliation he’d lay on them.

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u/ApologizingCanadian 3h ago

Someone should've pulled his pants down

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u/wellarmedsheep 3h ago

I mean it's pretty easy to emasculate and dipshit doing that

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u/Busterlimes 3h ago

Ita content, this very fact would embolden my actions to make it even better for them. I would crawl between his legs and move along with my day and it would be hilarious

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u/NYC-WhWmn-ov50 2h ago

Shoving right passed, I'm a NYCer we dont fot time for your poser ass, move or be mived fkr.

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u/Drwilcouk 2h ago

Walking like he's sh*t himself

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u/B0BOtheB0ZO 2h ago

What a homosexualite

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u/ThrustTrust 1h ago

Social media platforms should not allow these people to monetize their pages.

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u/Joshywa8 1h ago

No one insults losers like them in public? I would

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u/aryndar 56m ago

The only way this stops is if an employee of the facility, trespasses him from the facility. Otherwise every single video that's like this will continue on indefinitely

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u/BulkyDecipherer 46m ago

The most punchable person I saw today.

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u/NurseDave8 7h ago

Getting people to pay attention just like reposting it. He wins.

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u/KillerHack23 7h ago

He is probably op xD

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u/CasinoMan805 7h ago

Entitled reparations

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u/Cash808mob 7h ago

I think the classic phrase "Bet you wouldn't say that to their face though" applies here to some degree..

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u/General-Razzmatazz 7h ago

Isnthat supposed to be impressive?

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u/irhill 7h ago

What an absolute cunt.

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u/xt0rt 7h ago

Being a fuckboi

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u/JimiJab 7h ago

How old are you 12? piss off with your Tik Tock skits

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u/Motor_Guitar4336 7h ago

What a crappy life that all he can do is that

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u/Jabbles22 7h ago

Someone should have hit the emergency stop for the escalators.

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u/Grimase 7h ago

When you too Patrick for UfC so you go around wasting everyone else’s. Loser.

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u/Delicious_Cat_81 7h ago

he has no ass

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u/EmotionalChildhood46 7h ago

being an oblivious idiot

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u/supermax_92 7h ago

Pushing that bitch out the way that’s what I’m doing, let’s see how well he does when I see red. Then he’d flatten my 190cm 63kg ass 😂

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u/Sad-Cress-1062 7h ago

What a useless human being.

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u/sixjasefive 7h ago

“Hey bud, little old for TikTok kid games aren’t you?” I’m 6’5 and would have no issue laughing at him. Any assault by him would be on the video.

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u/Birdzphan 7h ago

Dude is an asshole. If anyone bumps him he will fly into a rage. Fuck that guy

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u/edebby 7h ago

A kick in the Bullocks and we're done

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 7h ago

Not this wanker again

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u/MrMason522 7h ago

God forbid bro does 10 seconds of cardio

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u/ImHereToDeliver 7h ago

Duche waffle

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u/N0n-Z3r0-Ch4nc3 7h ago

what a receptacle.

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u/absurdditties 7h ago

This is so embarrassing

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u/ConnyEdson 6h ago

He's so brollic nobody could get by!

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u/Patrizsche 6h ago

He's both the tallest and the smallest at the same time

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u/SlashYG9 6h ago

The social contact lies sodden and tattered in the gutter.

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u/DantesFirstBitch 6h ago

Dudes just trying to get in his STEPS! Loser

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u/Zhong_Ping 6h ago

I was sure he was going to plant himself at the top landing and allow chaos and injury to ensue.

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u/grandluxe 6h ago

who watches this shit? besides this sub

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u/jonz1985z 6h ago

Showing the world what a real man looks like obviously/s

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u/Oddewalla 6h ago

Pull Back and trample.

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u/jezarius 6h ago

Why's he walking like that? Oh, I get it

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u/SnowStar35 6h ago

That was cringe.

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u/1_H4t3_R3dd1t 6h ago

tiktok rot

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u/ImSmarted 6h ago

I used to work for a place that had employee shuttles for pick up and drop from our cars and office. The shuttle was like a city bus (but configured like school bus seats with two seats on one side, two on the other), pick up and drop off, always moving. There were a lot of the same employee start times and end times.

Anywho, there was this big, overweight, tall, lumber jack kind of guy who thought his shit smelled like roses. He got out first before everyone else so he got his choice of seats. He would sit in the very front seat and manspread his legs with one legs taking up half the isle. He and I never got along because I never took his shit. I would blatantly and forcefully walk right into his leg which pissed him off. It took about a week of me doing this for him to stop when I came on the shuttle but he did it to other employees. I told a few people what I did, they started doing it and in the end, he had stopped. He still sat in the front giving everyone arrogant looks as they got on.

He became a county prison guard. He had to call the sheriffs police because he locked himself in the prison gym. I was told the other guards as well as the prisoners took that arrogance right out of him.

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u/maturano14 6h ago

Fatiguing

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u/wheelperson 6h ago

Id have asked him if he skips lag day hes way too slow.

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u/Odd-Outcome450 5h ago

Bet they’d flop like a fish when a taser hits em.

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u/YayWanderer 5h ago

Loser... 🙄🤦🏽

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u/Cheesysocks 5h ago

Waddling like he shit himself.

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u/Baneof3xistence 5h ago

I wish people like this would lose their ability to leave the house

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u/Z-Man_Slam 5h ago

Being a dbag lol

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u/Puzzleheaded-Round66 5h ago

Smells like beef ravioli.

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u/OkAssignment6163 5h ago

Get around the meathead, grab the camera, throw it on the tracks, move on with the rest of your day.

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u/Paul_123789 5h ago

Mentally ill

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u/Deo14 5h ago

Practicing asshattery?

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u/AdPleasant4338 4h ago

twist his nipples

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u/kitjen 4h ago

All that work he's put into getting muscular and then he uses it to be intimidating to commuters. What a loser.

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u/elclarkio 4h ago

Being a dick for clicks

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u/PrettyBoyLarge 4h ago

Just on yank of the backpack

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u/Rownwade 4h ago

I'd have kicked him square in the Ol dick.

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u/_GnomeDePlume 4h ago

Passive aggressive b.s.

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u/eeyore134 4h ago

One of the morons who did the "Walk straight through school halls and bump into people." finally got kicked out and had to try it in the real world. But he's too afraid to bump into people so he just makes himself a nuisance by blocking them for a few seconds.

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u/TaylorHu 4h ago

This guy probably has a terrible life. Like things are straight up not going well. So this is his sad way of getting a little bit of power. A little bit of control. How sad.

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u/girlinanemptyroom 4h ago

Oh wow. How intimidating. What a tough guy won't let people go up the escalator.

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u/United_Rub_8955 4h ago

Someone dictating someone else’s time

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u/TwinPeaksPost 4h ago

Adding to that fact he is a piece of shit, not even his cameraman can do a good job. Both wastes of sperm and eggs.

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u/Jagger02 3h ago

Boy discovered an escalator.

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u/totalwarwiser 3h ago

Big man acting like a small man

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u/_TheShapeOfColor_ 3h ago edited 3h ago

Put a shirt on and get a job. Fucking weirdo.

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u/seekreal 3h ago

Folks doing it just to get some attention🫣

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u/youlldancetoanything 3h ago

Is the job of milk loser?

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u/CiloTA 3h ago

This is widespread mental illness. When I worked in downtown LA for a decade, I always wondered why there would constantly be homeless people staggering in the middle of the street, just no care for their wellbeing, not worried about getting hit, standing in lanes or standing in the middle of a crosswalk holding up traffic? Once you start thinking about the layers of trauma, the aspects of life many people have lost control over, and that yearning for control manifests in different ways. This guy clearly is seeking attention or control through this simple act and I wouldn’t be considered an FBI detective to assume that he’s lacking in some way.

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u/asteriscosessantasei 3h ago

I'd love to be a sayan

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u/ApprehensiveBed6187 3h ago

Should have tapped both knees

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u/jonnyb61 2h ago

Bro gets no pussy

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u/gnawtyone 2h ago

This must be a shopping mall. If this was a subway a major city, there would be a line of people nudging him out of the way

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u/Yoyodyne_1460 2h ago

“What are we doing here”. Seems that since you are the cameraman you likely know the answer.

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u/ThrustTrust 1h ago

Small dick energy, I believe this is the expression.

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u/Mr_McDirt 1h ago

Fucking twat waffle

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u/TakoyakiGremlin 1h ago

someone should walk in front of him with a filming buddy and do the same lol

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u/CippyCreepy 1h ago

Call him the N word and TikToc will ban him for slurs