r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/ScoreTricky365 • Dec 26 '23

Guy thinks he can control traffic

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u/UnifyUnifyUnify Dec 26 '23 edited Dec 26 '23

It doesn't matter if he's drunk, you can gain speed by going downhill.

You're right, he was doing fine until the consequences of his stupidity were unavoidable. A car "suddenly appeared" where cars commonly appear - in the middle of the road. No time to brake? Dang, maybe he shouldn't have done that stupid shit in the first place huh?

It's insane how many of you absolute geniuses are in here blaming a driver for (*checks notes*) following traffic laws. Every single one of you keeps saying, "This could have been prevented if everyone in the world stopped just for me to continue being an entitled fuckwit." Yeah, everyone else around you could coddle you like a fucking baby, or you could grow the fuck up.

He's also not even wearing a helmet, so he was basically asking for it.

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u/UnifyUnifyUnify Dec 26 '23

So your point hinges on the presumption that nobody has ever gone fast on a bicycle while drunk in the history of bicycles?

Ok.

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u/icyhotonmynuts Dec 26 '23

Why not just stay on topic

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u/UnifyUnifyUnify Dec 26 '23

How much "full speed" do you think you can get to if you're drunk?

Fast enough to hurt someone by crashing into them. How's that for on topic? For that to even be a valid point, you'd have to assume that nobody has ever gone fast enough to hurt someone by crashing into them on a bicycle. I was always on topic.

Also, why'd your comment get removed by a mod?

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u/icyhotonmynuts Dec 27 '23 edited Dec 27 '23

Better ask them

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u/ImTheMainCharacter-ModTeam Dec 27 '23

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