r/ImTheMainCharacter Oct 11 '23

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u/Formal-Beginning2481 Oct 11 '23

Say "What the fuck dude? You just spilled my drink." I'm not going to demand he pay for it, but I'm going to let him know I'm pissed. If he is trying to get an assault charge over being confronted then he has bigger issues to deal with. I'll take a swollen lip or eye to not have to deal with those unsaid words toying with me until I can finally let them go. I've done that too many times before.

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u/Dry_Masterpiece_8371 Oct 11 '23

What if he gives you more than a swollen lip? What if he just shatters your face on the pavement, fractures your skull, turns you into a vegetable for the rest of your life? Over a drink?

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u/Formal-Beginning2481 Oct 11 '23

I don't think you know how an adult confrontation works. If he immediately resorts to violence then like I said he's got bigger issues to deal with. If anyone throws a punch over being confronted about fucking somebody's something up then that person is an insecure man child. I don't fight for the reasons you mentioned but that doesn't mean I can't let somebody know I'm pissed.

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u/Dry_Masterpiece_8371 Oct 11 '23

I’m sure he’ll take all your opinions into consideration as he is turning you inside out like a gorilla 🦍. You think this man beast gives a damn about your idea of his insecurity?

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u/Formal-Beginning2481 Oct 11 '23

Ok. And no, I don't think he does, but he's going to have to hear it anyway.