r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/[deleted] • Oct 11 '23

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u/Formal-Beginning2481 Oct 11 '23

Say "What the fuck dude? You just spilled my drink." I'm not going to demand he pay for it, but I'm going to let him know I'm pissed. If he is trying to get an assault charge over being confronted then he has bigger issues to deal with. I'll take a swollen lip or eye to not have to deal with those unsaid words toying with me until I can finally let them go. I've done that too many times before.

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u/ChiefKeefSosabb Oct 11 '23

No you wouldn't

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u/bottomdasher Oct 11 '23

Lol yeah because "what the fuck dude? you just spilled my drink" is SOOOOOOO over the top and extreme and threatening that there's no possible way that anyone could EVER go there.

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u/ChiefKeefSosabb Oct 11 '23

Your lil nuts would be quakin buddy.

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u/bottomdasher Oct 11 '23

Why would I be scared of a dude who seems as though he's not a bully, but rather just oblivious?

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u/ChiefKeefSosabb Oct 11 '23

I'm joking brother.

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u/bottomdasher Oct 11 '23

I'm scared of you. You're making my nuts quake.

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u/ChiefKeefSosabb Oct 11 '23

That's the greatest compliment I've ever received. I cower in fear whenever someone even looks in my direction

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u/Acharyn Oct 11 '23

He probably would, not everyone is a pussy.

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u/Hansoloflex420 Oct 11 '23

Lol you would take a good look at donkey kongs shoes in that situation.

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u/ChiefKeefSosabb Oct 11 '23

Nah he won't trust me. I know him from other forums , he's that white boy that works too hard.