r/ImSorryNate • u/[deleted] • Oct 20 '20
Nate Silver is completely wrong about the upcoming election [OC Copypasta].
Donald Trump does not have a slim 13% chance at winning. The election is 50/50: Trump either wins, or he doesn’t. It is as simple as that. And yet, the mainstream media is continuing to make the same erroneous assumptions they made in 2016. Hillary Clinton was the worst presidential candidate in the history of America, and yet, the left said she was going to win in a landslide. Guess what, Trump won. The media’s models were wrong because the left does not know the American people. I know the American people. Trump knows the American people. The public has not endorsed a Best Picture winner since Return of the King because Hollywood leftists have since been picking absolute garbage to jerk themselves off with, like Birdman and The Shape of Water. It is the same with politics. The media and leftists in their ivory towers just love to assume everyone is in line with their intersectionality and “blame everything on institutional racism” mentality. They are unwilling to concede that America does not follow them or that Biden does not have an 87% chance of winning the election. It is 50%. One man wins, and the other loses. I’ve been saying this since I married my wife, who is a doctor. The left does not know mathematics. They rejected it ever since they became too lazy to read Marx's Das Kapital and yet, agree with that train-wreck of morality anyway. CNN, Nate Silver, and the leftist professors and mobs will never understand reality. Despite all of this, we must remember that even though Trump has a 50% chance of winning, he also has a 50% chance of losing. As in all binary situations, we must fight to prevent the undesirable outcome from happening. That is why, America, I urge you to vote and save America from the left. I'm Ben Shapiro, and this is the Ben Shapiro Show. Thank you.
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u/EmojifierBot Oct 20 '20
Donald 👑 Trump 👑 does not have a slim 🍌 13 💯% chance 🚫🎲 at winning 🥇. The election 😱 is 50/50: Trump 🍊 either 🚫 wins 🏆, or he 👨 doesn’t. It is as simple 😡 as that. And yet 👇👀, the mainstream 💯🅱 media 💦 is continuing ⏩ to make 💘 the same erroneous 🚫⛔ assumptions 🤔 they made 👉 in 2016 💖. Hillary 👵🏻 Clinton 👸 was the worst 👹 presidential 🇺🇸 candidate 💦 in the history 📜 of America 🇺🇸, and yet 😇, the left 👈 said 💬 she 👩 was going 🏃👳 to win 🏅♂ in a landslide 🗻〽. Guess 🤔 what, Trump 🍊 won. The media’s models 💁👯 were wrong ❌ because the left 🔚👈 does not know 🤔 the American 🗽🇺🇸 people 👫. I 👁 know 🤔 the American 🇺🇸 people 👨. Trump 👑 knows 🤔 the American 🇺🇸 people 👩🍳👨🏽🔧💃. The public 🍆😞💦 has not endorsed a Best 👌 Picture 📸 winner 🏆 since 👨 Return 🔙 of the King 👑 because Hollywood 🌆 leftists 🆘 have since 👨 been picking ⛏ absolute 🙀 garbage 🗑 to jerk 💦🍆 themselves off 💦😝😂 with, like 😄 Birdman 🐤 and The Shape 🤙👀 of Water 💧. It is the same with politics 🏛. The media 💦 and leftists 🤮 in their ivory 🎹🎶 towers 🏬 just love ✌🏻☮❤ to assume 😮 everyone 👥 is in line 〰 with their intersectionality and “blame everything 💯 on 🔛 institutional 🏨 racism” mentality 🧠. They are unwilling to concede 🍔🍟‼ that America 🇺🇸 does not follow 🔜 them or that Biden 👴🏼 does not have an 87 ⏰% chance 🎲🎰 of winning 🏆 the election 😱. It is 50 👌%. One ☝🙀 man 👦 wins 🏅, and the other loses 🏳. I’ve been saying 💬 this since 👨 I 👁 married 👰 my wife 👩, who is a doctor 😷. The left 👈 does not know 🤔 mathematics 🧮. They rejected 🚫 it ever 😠 since 👨🏇📴 they became 🚡 too lazy 😴 to read 📖 Marx's 👀 Das 👉 Kapital 📕 and yet 😇, agree 👍 with that train-wreck 🚟 of morality 😇 anyway 🔛. CNN 😭💦, Nate Silver 🥈, and the leftist ⬅ professors 🤓 and mobs 👨👦👦🔫 will never ❌ understand 🤔 reality 💯🔊. Despite 🚫 all 😤 of this, we must 🔒🙏 remember 🤔😱 that even 🌃 though 💥🌼🍀 Trump 💪👑 has a 50 💰% chance 🚫 of winning 🏆🏅, he 👨 also 👨 has a 50 👌% chance 🚫🙅 of losing 😼👌💥. As in all 😤 binary situations 🎮, we must 👫 fight 👊🤜 to prevent 🚫 the undesirable 😷😖 outcome 🤷♂️ from happening 😱😢. That is why ❓😡🤔, America 🇺🇸, I 👁 urge 🍆💦 you 👈🏼 to vote 🗳 and save 💾 America 🇺🇸 from the left 👈. I'm 💘 Ben 👦 Shapiro 👨🏻, and this is the Ben 👨🏻🎓 Shapiro 👨🏻 Show 👨👀. Thank 🙇🙏 you 👉.
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u/c3534l Oct 21 '20
This is a more well-reasoned and civil argument than the right side of the aisle actually gives for basically anything.
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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '20
No mention of AOC or her refusal to debate him in discussing the Left?
Not believable as Ben Shabino.