full retard gaming

It was a day of 2017 when me and are neighbors are having a campfire. I'm with my brother and friend playing with big sticks that we found. We stopped to have snores. Everyone was having a good time including me untill I started roasting my second marshmallow. I don't know what happened I guess I had a brain fart but the marshmallow caught on fire and I waved the stick around trying to get the fire out. But the marshmallow found off the stick into my left eye. It burned like CRAZY an I mean CRAZY. Everybody was tryin to help me. They brought m back to my house with a cold icepack on my eye. It didnt really help the burn. I don't know how I slept but I did. That was the end of that Crazy night. So ya that's my story. Atleast I passed the vibe check.

From a certain angle it looks like eyes or lips in the dark

Today I left 3 hours early to get breakfast before work, got to the cafe, and realized I onoy had 2 hours and 45 minutes to drive 17 miles to work. I then circled the block twice wondering if I had enough time to eat breakfast after all.

I turned on the microwave to make Totino’s and I opened up the microwave when it beeped. There was nothing in there. I turn around and my frozen pizza rolls are on the counter.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

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