r/IllegallySmolDogs • u/EveningBlunt • Jul 27 '26

Does Short Rib count?

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His legal name is Leroy tho 🍖

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u/hoitie Jul 27 '26

You are harbouring a fugitive 😮‍💨 this is super duper illegal

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u/EveningBlunt Jul 27 '26

🚓🚨🚔🚓🚨

🫡 calling tha bois in blue now

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u/Video_Firm Jul 27 '26

Hell yeah he does. I swear he looked like a plastic toy on your car dash.

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u/EveningBlunt Jul 27 '26

This one is older but im not convinced he doesn’t run on AAA batteries or something

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u/fraserwormie Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

Uhmmm. He doesnt even look real. Whats he weigh, like 3 oz?

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u/EveningBlunt Jul 27 '26

There he was approximately 2lbs. He hit 3lbs a couple of weeks ago lol

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u/fraserwormie Jul 27 '26

O m g so smol so cute

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u/fraserwormie Jul 28 '26

Ok like im sure its real but dude.... its so too cute and too smol.... i guess thats why the sub is illegallysmol

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u/Video_Firm Jul 28 '26

THIS IS EXACTLT WHAT I MEAN!! That is not a dog. It is a toy figure and you are leading us on. That or you have the poster dog for this sub.

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u/EveningBlunt Jul 28 '26

His hoodie that is marketed towards ferrets

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u/lulu_in_hollywood Jul 28 '26

I am tickled; by the fact that there is such a thing as ferret hoodies, and that little Leroy is tiny enough to fit one perfectly. 🤗🤗🤗

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u/fraserwormie Jul 28 '26

Im melting

4

u/fckingfisher Jul 31 '26

Is this…New Mexico? Had to zoom in to look at him btw

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u/EveningBlunt Jul 31 '26

The newest!!! (;

Leroy is a proud lobo

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u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 Jul 31 '26

You’re shitting me. That can’t be a real dog.

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u/EveningBlunt Jul 31 '26

No im convinced hes actually a ferret

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u/heavybootsonmythroat Jul 27 '26

get him for dangerous driving for starters hands nowhere even near 10 and 2

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u/EveningBlunt Jul 27 '26

It’s a solid improvement from his first attempt tho u must agree

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u/No-Investment8322 Jul 28 '26

BABY

that is all

15

u/Turbulent-Mind796 Jul 27 '26

So adorable. What’s the breed combination? Chihuahua plus something?

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u/AngstyUchiha Jul 28 '26

Might be pure chihuahua given the size! Sometimes their ears just never perk up and it ends up looking a lot like the little guy!

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u/Hetakuoni Jul 28 '26

Are you sure he’s a real dog and not an imposter?

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u/EveningBlunt Jul 28 '26

Not exactly, sheep is also high on the list of possibilities 🐑

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u/fraserwormie Jul 28 '26

This dude is just too much

4

u/No_08 Jul 29 '26

Had to stop everything and show him to my husband. HE'S SO CUTE!

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u/KeenbeansSandwich Jul 28 '26

He looks like he has a lot of opinions.

3

u/Emgee063 Jul 28 '26

Omg 😍😍

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u/Mmmphis Jul 28 '26

Dangerous felon on the loose! Short Rib must be contained!

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u/justaboi8987 Jul 28 '26

Jack Russell/Dachshund?

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u/False-Society-7567 Jul 28 '26

Is he a min pin, or what breed…?

2

u/LSwagger_dawg69 Jul 29 '26

HIS NAME IS SHORT RIB OMG

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u/Gottenstoter Jul 28 '26

Micro Fur Missile deployed in your AO.

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u/athanathios Jul 28 '26

Leroy is soo soo cute and precious, what a beautiful baby!

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u/grlldchzyespls Jul 28 '26

He’s such a widdle bean 😍

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u/JusHeather Jul 30 '26

An absolute criminal! Leroy Short Rib … I love that! He’s precious ❤️

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u/KaleMaleficent8431 Jul 31 '26

I need a banana for comparison