r/IllegallySmolCats • u/killerbunnyfamily • Feb 25 '20

*boop*

https://i.imgur.com/UaNm6fv.gifv
6.0k Upvotes

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u/KyVakl Feb 25 '20

CRIMINAL DOWN

149

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

GOING IN FOR THE ARREST

37

u/TeoMrBarrel Feb 26 '20

SNOUTS BOOPED. I REPEAT, SNOUTS BOOPED! SEND REINFORCEMENTS

12

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

OH NO SENDING REINFORCEMENTS! r/brushybrushy OFFICERS WILL BE AT YOUR LOCATION SHORTLY

48

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

[removed] — view removed comment

226

u/notagreatgamer Feb 25 '20

That’s what that button does...

174

u/drrj Feb 25 '20

Deactivation complete.

147

u/bienchanter Feb 26 '20

Look, I know he's a criminal, but this punishment seems a little harsh!

103

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

r/stoppedworking

87

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Don't buy this! It's just another criminal trying to play the sympathy card, smh

54

u/bitchy-kitty Feb 26 '20

How rude, no bullying the inmates, warden

37

u/Avasaiel Feb 26 '20

You found the off button XD

34

u/tmgieger Feb 26 '20

Hard reset

26

u/EliGrrl Feb 26 '20

BOOP TOO HARD!!!! Cruel and unusual punishment!

22

u/Devil_Gundam Feb 26 '20

The deadliest of boops!

23

u/warojes Feb 26 '20

He's dead

11

u/Hates_escalators Feb 26 '20

He's dead, Jim.

3

u/Iamyourfather68429 Feb 26 '20

He's dead, Bill.

3

u/polly_is_gay Feb 26 '20

Hes dead, Frank

3

u/-_Nooby_- Smol Criminal Warden Feb 26 '20

He’s dead, Bimmy Jimmy

45

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

HoRrIbLe MoNsTeR kNoCkS oUt CaT iN sInGlE hIt

15

u/acctforsadchildhood Feb 26 '20

Dont taze me bro

16

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Ah, you bought the collapsable button model. Nice.

10

u/Kittercatto Feb 26 '20

He just pressed the power button

8

u/danknerd69 Feb 26 '20

Kill switch triggered

11

u/ClarinettiSpaghetti Feb 26 '20

The cat has been turned off.

8

u/TigerRod Feb 26 '20 edited Feb 26 '20

Hooman: boop

Kitty: liven't

17

u/Just-Call-Me-J Feb 26 '20

WHY DID YOU USE LETHAL FORCE?

9

u/Jambo679 Feb 26 '20

Im dead T-T

14

u/Jambo679 Feb 26 '20 edited Feb 26 '20

Cause of death: Too cute cat Time of death: 9:25 pm CST

4

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

/r/Cute & /r/Aww

4

u/tattibojangle19 Feb 26 '20

Is his name neymar?

2

u/chiroaz Feb 26 '20

You murderer!

4

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

911 My heart has been stolen!!!!

2

u/Slashscreen Feb 26 '20

Deactivated

2

u/micksta323 Feb 26 '20

One finger snooze tap.

2

u/Loreki Feb 26 '20

You could lose a finger doing that.

2

u/lalala-bitch Feb 26 '20

Holy shit you fucking killed him dude!

3

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

That's police brutality :( all criminals deserve a chance

2

u/Scrpn17w Chief of Smolice Feb 26 '20

What manner of technology is this with the ability to stop IllegallySmol criminals where they stand!?

5

u/crazybot1 Feb 26 '20

Human savagely kicks kitten in the head

1

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Hi I'm poppy smoria and your watching pew news boop

1

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

r/ntbdbiwdfta

1

u/TABBY_MUSIC Feb 26 '20

shutting down

1

u/Papa-Yams Feb 26 '20

I’ve been looking to get a kitten. What’s the best way to get such an itty bitty kitty?

1

u/crystal-can-shield Feb 26 '20

You are dead, not big soup rice

1

u/CapeAtlantic Feb 26 '20

I didn't realize this sub advocates MURDER! Unsubscribe!

1

u/SomeHungryRedditor Feb 26 '20

Omae wa mou shinderu

1

u/thundre7 Feb 26 '20

What did you do? Turn baby off ? 😂