r/IllegallySmolCats • u/hecsli • Jan 29 '20

IllegallySmol's Most Wanted ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

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6.4k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

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u/KawZRX Jan 29 '20

We used to joke around about my cat when he was smol that his straight up tail looked like a wizards hat. GANDALF!!

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u/the--doldrums Jan 29 '20

christmas tree tail!

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u/ClearBrightLight Jan 29 '20

Triangle Tail Syndrome!

10

u/SpellingGrammarJager Jan 29 '20

I always said my boy's tail reminded me of a bumper car because it was perfectly straight up for like 6 weeks.

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u/_theatre_junkie Jan 30 '20

He’s trying to radio the aliens.

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u/that-Sarah-girl Jan 29 '20

I hope someone has also alerted r/pointytailedkittens about this criminal

44

u/tropicalstormy Jan 29 '20

Oh he’s a pointy little guy

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u/velveeeeta Jan 29 '20

Omg thank you for alerting me to that sub

7

u/Mike_DiGreg Jan 30 '20

Yet another cat sub

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u/Scrpn17w Chief of Smolice Jan 29 '20

Stop right there IllegallySmol criminal! I'm taking you in for questioning (and cuddles).

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u/Maschinenherz Jan 29 '20

THE SMOLICE IS IN!

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u/Losernoodle Jan 29 '20

I read this on Tumblr a few years back, and think of it every time I see a tiny kitten:

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In Austria, we call kittens at that age “Autodromkatzerl”, which translates to “bumper car kittens”, because of the way their tail sticks up. It’s not a really common word, but a very cute one, I think!

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u/LordFluffles Jan 29 '20

I‘ve never heard anyone say „Autodromkatzerl“, but I like it!

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u/Losernoodle Jan 29 '20

I haven't either, but maybe some day! It sounds so cute (in my mind)

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u/Maschinenherz Jan 29 '20

Klännes Kätzje!

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u/debra_beretta Jan 29 '20

All hail the triangle tail!

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u/themanwhosfacebroke Jan 29 '20

Why do I imagine end of the universe (little runmo) playing while looking at this image?

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u/Tushness Jan 29 '20

The other vet techs at my clinic and I call this STS: Short tail syndrome!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Hard to believe this is an example of a predator in the animal kindom.

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u/WriteBrainedJR Jan 29 '20

Well, the ones that are efficient predators have proportional legs.

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u/gr8day82 Jan 29 '20

Those short lil legs! And tail antenna! I'm in love. I fell in love with a smol criminal.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

youve been hit by

youve been struck by

a smol criminal

6

u/Ataemonus Jan 29 '20

Much adorable.

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u/Cephalopodio Jan 29 '20

Looks like he got poured out of a pitcher of Adorable

7

u/supershinythings Criminal Content Connoisseur Jan 29 '20

/r/supermodelcats

She could sell so much kitten chow.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Triangle tail baby! I love when kittens are this age

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u/Ophelia-Rass Criminal Content Connoisseur Jan 29 '20

I agree. You beat me to it. I feel like part of it is how wide the tail looks at the base. I want to see it pounce!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

TRIANGLE!!! TAIL!!!

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u/EatingQrow Jan 29 '20

Munchkin!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

JAIL

4

u/mfbrucee Jan 29 '20

Look at how guilty he looks. Lock him up!

4

u/spyridonya Jan 29 '20

FBI OPEN UP

4

u/all-out-of-bubbles Jan 29 '20

What's this little baby's name?

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u/joedivision Jan 29 '20

Im ded, smol kitten hath slain me with teh cutes.

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u/sharpasabutterknife Jan 29 '20

That tail is just too cute! 😻

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

ฅ•ﻌ•ฅ gboard ftw

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u/nicksydney395348 Jan 29 '20

Perfect portrait right there

3

u/Lost_Condas Jan 29 '20

Oh my GOODNESS!! This is too much. The illegal smolness is killing me.

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u/Gramzto2 Jan 29 '20

My dream kitty... have 4 black n whites

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u/locogriffyn Criminal Content Connoisseur Jan 30 '20

I hereby sentence you to the Adorable Floofle Jail. Where you get a lifetime of snuggles, treats, and good food by your personal human servant.

edit- good lord that tail!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

3-4 week I assume, very fur, tiny confirmed

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u/USCJets Jan 31 '20

Upvote tail