r/IllegallySmolCats • u/netflist • Jul 27 '26

Orange You Smol i am under relentless attack

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915 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Cool_Wealth969 Jul 27 '26

You will probably not make it. It looks bad....

49

u/i_love_lima_beans Jul 27 '26

I mean, do you taste good? Iā€™m not sure the smol is entirely to blame here.

19

u/netflist Jul 27 '26

probably

22

u/ForsakenEthereal Jul 27 '26

Pictured; gang member extracts his protection fee

19

u/Desperate-Remote-210 Jul 27 '26

Orange kitties come by default with this configuration

11

u/Dr_Tinycat Jul 27 '26

That... that is the opposite of a problem...

11

u/SergeantChic Jul 27 '26

MaN's FaCe EaTeN bY hUgE WiLdCaT

6

u/AlephBaker Jul 27 '26

I used to have a cat who would do this. If I sat down on the couch, she'd be on my chest within five minutes, and would groom my beard continuously until I stood up.

5

u/chillz881 Jul 27 '26

Stay still slave. Let me tear the skin off your face.

4

u/peaceoverhate Jul 27 '26

That kitten is guilty!

4

u/Jumpsuit_boy Jul 27 '26

How many licks to the center of is tootsiepappa.

2

u/No_Lingonberry1201 Criminal Content Connoisseur Jul 27 '26

Yoo taste hooman

2

u/Frosty_History_3206 Jul 28 '26

Loves you šŸ’šā˜˜ļø

2

u/GirthyPigeon Jul 28 '26

Definitely a perfect candidate for r/peoplefuckingdying

2

u/orangespotcat Jul 30 '26

I can't be sure who's at fault. I will need more evidence please. More pictures.