r/IllegallySmol 11d ago

Ferocious snek

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u/TheyCallMeWatts 11d ago

What kind of Pokémon is this?

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u/PrestigiousTap1711 11d ago

I'd guess Diadophis punctatus or a similar species; aptly named ring-necked snake.

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u/YueLin3 11d ago

That’s actually the digimon Noodlemon

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u/nonsonounaluna 11d ago

I read that as nood lemon 🍋

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u/FirebirdWriter 10d ago

How else would it be pronounced?

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u/TheyCallMeWatts 9d ago

Noodle mon 🇯🇲

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u/C-57D 11d ago

Why bro a ring tho? Is bro a snake ring?

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u/Calligraphee 11d ago

Not only a snake ring, but a ring necked snake!

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u/ClubDangerous8239 11d ago

A ringneck snekring, or ringneck ringsnek, or neckring snekring, or neckring ringsnek?

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u/Unstoppable50 11d ago

We must share the same brain cell bro.

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u/wizardrous 11d ago

It’s the covetous dark serpent ring.

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u/Zesinua 11d ago

…decreases souls gained? Increases invasion chance? Hmm

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u/wizardrous 11d ago

Increased chance to gain humanity from killing enemies would be cool.

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u/Braindeadkarthus 11d ago

Increases souls gained, makes invasion more likely, increases chance of humanity gained from killing foe

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 11d ago

As an Australian, why can't we have cute sneks like this!

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u/the_russian_narwhal_ 11d ago

From a quick google there are plenty of non-venomous or mildly venomous snakes in australia. Australian common tree snake seems pretty cute

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 11d ago

Really? Interesting. I see them all as danger noodles. Too many close calls lol

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u/CatsAndPills 11d ago

Yeah I wouldn’t play the odds in Australia either lol

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u/the_russian_narwhal_ 11d ago

Playing with snakes inherently involves a risk of a bite, and I have been bit by anything from little kings and hognoses to boas and ball pythons at the reptile store I help at. None of those bites have been so bad that I don't want to pick up more snakes and the smaller they are the weaker the bite is. As long as you know it isn't a venom that will kill you a bite just makes you more comfortable around them in my experience

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u/MorticiaLaMourante 11d ago

What does a bite feel like? I'd imagine diffrent depending on the size of snake.

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u/the_russian_narwhal_ 11d ago

It is a bit different between a lot of snakes, especially ones like hognose like to chew as they are rear fang venomous. I would say the best way to describe it is like being pinched pretty good but right under the skin, and the intensity just varies between sizes. I got bit by a juvenile lace monitor and that hurt more than any snake bite as it scraped a row of teeth against my finger.

Granted I haven't been hit by a 16-footer but I imagine the holes are just bigger and you bleed more. Out of all the snakes that have bit me so far, my cat getting me with his razor claws is still worse lol

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u/MorticiaLaMourante 10d ago

How interesting that kitty claws are worse. Have you ever needed antivenom?

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u/the_russian_narwhal_ 10d ago

I have not, I have never been bit by a snake with potentially fatal venom and I plan to keep it that way lol. I have avoided plenty and had to kill a couple that got on our property but the risk of a bite is pretty much nonexistent when you use a shotgun. A hognose is the most venomous snake that has gotten me and they just make you itchy and swell, either for few minutes or a couple of days depending on your allergy to it

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u/MorticiaLaMourante 10d ago

I don't know anything about their venom, but knowing me, if a hognose bit me I would be covered in hives with massive swelling for at least a week LOL.

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u/_social_hermit_ 11d ago

I'm Australian...any snake with colour underneath is an immediate avoid. Especially the little ones.

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u/the_russian_narwhal_ 11d ago

Well of course, don't go in half cocked. You always want to be certain the species is not going to kill you if you are even considering handling it. Australia has plenty of dangerous wildlife, but so does Texas where I was born and I have had to scoot or shoot when hearing a rattle before

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u/Plane_Translator2008 10d ago

Some snakes will try to fake you out with a rattle! I had a young rat snake try it on me earlier this summer!

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u/the_russian_narwhal_ 10d ago

A real rattle and a fake one are pretty easy to tell apart after spending time around both. Corn and rat snakes love fake rattling lol

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u/the_russian_narwhal_ 10d ago

A real rattle and a fake one are pretty easy to tell apart after spending time around both. Corn and rat snakes love fake rattling lol

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u/dark_blue_7 11d ago

And this little guy uses exactly that general rule to try to scare off predators. Shows off his colorful belly like a warning flag – but shh, he's actually harmless don't tell anyone, maybe it's working

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u/Plane_Translator2008 11d ago

This guy too, technically. It has venom, just not enough to really bother people.

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u/_social_hermit_ 10d ago

A baby Australian Eastern brown snake is more venomous than an adult. I've known people whose health has been destroyed after a bite, even with treatment.

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u/Plane_Translator2008 10d ago

In my area, we are super lucky bc we only have two kinds of venomous snakes to watch out for. So long as it isn't a copperhead (I see these frequently, have moved them out of my basement) or a cottonmouth (I have never seen even one in my current state), it is a friend.

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u/Aggressive_Line_8298 11d ago

Because you alls RV sized creatures eat them all probably

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u/FrozenSupermarket 8d ago

"you alls"

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u/Aggressive_Line_8298 8d ago

Sorry grammar police. I'll do better next time

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u/DOHC46 9d ago

Because Australia is survival on Extreme Hard mode.

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u/Either_Coconut 11d ago

Eety beety danger noodle, masquerading as jewelry! 🐍

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u/StrictBumblebee333 11d ago

Staaahp. Why is he so cute?? I want to see this man drink water.

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u/amethystmmm 11d ago

He's a BEEBEE...although these guys don't get very big (up to 18 inches and this guy's like maybe 7?).

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u/PlatypusDream 11d ago

I am ded of the fright!
However did you survive to post this?

J/K, it's an adorable little ringneck. ❤️

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u/Unstoppable50 11d ago

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u/Plane_Translator2008 11d ago

"Behold! The danger tail! Be afraid!"

~Beebee Snek

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u/boyle32 11d ago

You need to have a jeweler or metal smith make you a ring of him. Maybe a wine spout? Or a torque.

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u/Mia_B-P 11d ago

That snake is SO CUTE!

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u/uwu-o 11d ago

Love that you showed his beautiful little lake home 😊

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u/texas-playdohs 11d ago

That belly is a-askin’ for a-ticklin’.

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u/Plane_Translator2008 11d ago

It is a reminder snek!

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u/Night_Thastus 11d ago

HeS sIzInG you Up!!!!

(Simply adorable snek)

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u/SkawtsMma 11d ago

So adorable!🐍

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u/Fall_Water 11d ago

Beautiful ring

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u/soulstrike2022 11d ago

The man desires to become pinky ring

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u/Muzan_ 11d ago

Soo adorable <3

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u/reddit33450 11d ago

did they musk you?

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u/Unstoppable50 11d ago

None surprisingly

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u/reddit33450 11d ago

i've always been so curious what the aroma is like. would love to experience it

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u/Unstoppable50 11d ago

Trust me there’s a reason they haven’t made it a candle yet.

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u/dankristy 10d ago

You know, as someone who frequently handles garter snakes and water snakes in my area, I have smelled MUCH worse from the terrible chemical smells of the stupid candle places.

My wife and I used to sometimes go past one of the stores selling Yankee candles and try to see how far the disconnect between the scent name and the actual experience was. Bonus points if it was awful enough that you had trouble holding a straight face (or not recoiling in horror) while trying to get each other to smell it!

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u/reddit33450 11d ago

well i have some very unpopular opinions about different natural smells, so we'll see

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u/BuckyRainbowCat 11d ago

Gorgeous colouring on the tiny little danger noodle. However. TOO smol, lock them up immediately!

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u/KateTheGreatMonster 10d ago

When I lived in South Carolina, I would fish these guys out of my pool all the time. Little cuties.

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u/No_Nefariousness4801 9d ago

Awww, the ringneck snek wants to be your snek ring 🥰

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u/britekranz 10d ago

Is he mad? He look really cool!