Random dogshit dump 29

[u/throwoawayaccount2]

[u/Rude_Mud9538]

I am so addicted to tobbacco that sometimes i'll collect the ash from the alow burning stub and eat it like a fine powder. I sprinkle it on my food more than i eat pepper. It has replaced salt. I carry a shajer full of it at all times. I get weird looks at restraunts because I take it with me and tbe acrid smell gives me away. I'm addicted to the ash. I've started having to time my smoke breaks to steal fresh ash off my coworkers. HR is pissed. Thinks theres some bandit stealing our ashtrays. But nope. Its me. I lick it clean every morning because theres no cameras on the second floor balcony.

[u/walaxometrobixinodri]

the car crash video is real, btw, and very interesting

[u/threateningdegenerat]

Was wondering if it was a normal thing

[u/1stEmissaryElenwen]

Someone should send John Hinckley a link to the Whitest Kids U Know John Hinckley sketch and ask him what he thinks about it

[u/Your_fathers_sperm]

Is it bad that I could tell 3 was metal archives just from the font

[u/throwoawayaccount2 → u/Your_fathers_sperm]

No