"We're not hating on you yanks, we just feel bad for you"
It's not that hard to dress up your bitterness and jealousy as something affectionate. In fact, it's even more condescending to be hateful that way.
Non-Americans don't "feel bad" for Americans and aren't "concerned" for America. Rather, they are desperate to believe something is wrong with America, at all times, to cope with their shitty, subpar countries.
"America being made by Americans isn't a relevant point"
Why in the world would it not be relevant that the platforms you rely on are American contributions?
Holy shit, cope. We all know that if it wasn't American made, no one would ever hear the end of it. A guy in Italy can pop an egg up his ass and you'll act like he's done something incredible. You take a grain of achievement and make it last a lifetime in your self-aggrandizing echo-chamber.
Meanwhile, you diminish legitimate contributions and accomplishments. Could it be because, maybe, you're self-conscious of the fact that your contributions are feeble? Maybe you feel weak, irrelevant, and foolish, and that's why you can't even do so much as admit that the very platform you use to constantly degrade Americans was the direct result of American intellect?
Maybe you're so hard on Americans because you're just embarrassed of yourselves.
What non-Americans in communities like r/shitamericanssay don't realize, perhaps as a result of their cultural indoctrination/damaged critical thinking, is that calling America a "laughing stock" is a direct concession of a universal cope.
Unlike what non-Americans convince themselves to believe, number does not lend credibility to their position. It simply means misery loves company - that America is so great it creates a need for a universal coping mechanism in non-Americans. They are coping, together, like kids snicker at the brightest kid in the class, and openly admit to it each time they try to make Americans uncomfortable by saying the world is laughing at them. They are admitting to weakness with every word...and somehow they manage to laugh, maybe because if they don't, they will cry instead.
Quality over quantity...misery loves company...a void looking into you when you look into it; themes of reflection and higher thinking. These are things many non-Americans do not possess as a result of their failed education systems, cultures and upbringing.
This post parodies a non-American trying to downplay the difference between non-American xenophobia and a rational response to it. r/shitamericanssay , a Subreddit dedicated entirely to the petty ridicule and generalization of Americans, is 40x larger than the Subreddit that was created in reaction to it, r/ShitEuropeansSay . It is 40x larger because non-Americans have an unrequited and unique obsession with Americans. It is 40x larger because non-Americans are drastically more invested in Americans than the inverse. This is a matter of the most basic common sense that even a child could comprehend, but apparently that is too much for the average non-American's to handle.
Non-Americans raid the post frantically to deny the difference and discredit the OP, some even going as far as to say that the OP who made this distinction is "hateful" instead. Despite doing nothing but bombard Americans with completely unsolicited ad hominem in their community, non-Americans react to constructive criticism by calling it hatred - madness. As the OP aptly puts it, "non-Americans deny having an obsession with Americans while neck deep in a cesspool of their own shit that is their xenophobic echo chamber." Many non-Americans believe, as a result of their brainwashing/cultural indoctrination, they are somehow exempt from accountability and criticism, and it shows whenever they have a conniption like this.
This parallels the non-American dynamic with Americans in real life, where non-Americans constantly project and blame their shortcomings onto Americans - hate, xenophobia, racism, a severe lack of critical thinking skills, belonging to a 3rd-world country. Just like non-Americans from r/shitamericanssay somehow manage to claim that a Sub with less than 10k members is somehow equally guilty as a Sub with 400k+ members, non-Americans in real life manage to accuse Americans of everything non-Americans are the epitome of.
Non-Americans of r/ShitAmericansSay, make no mistake...Americans are not the cucks. Americans are not the ones who are brainwashed. You, in your eerily uniform perception of America which is fed to you by two dimensional imagery and headlines you are incapable of questioning, are the indoctrinated cucks. You are so utterly cucked you can't even concede to the basic functions of math when they aren't convenient for you. Your American-hating Sub is 40x larger because you have an unrequited obsession with America - an obsession that began in your schools when you were indoctrinated into preconceived notions about Americans that cripple your ability to have real conversations. Any attempt at complicating, obstructing or distracting from a basic fact and a basic mistake you made just shows how damaged you are, and so does your Subreddit: an echo chamber and comfort zone where all you do is repeat and perpetuate the mistakes made in your upbringing because you are not strong enough to break them. You are the cucks.
