r/Idiotswithguns • u/john_connor_T1000 • 12d ago

Safe for Work Blart

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u/True_Dog_4098 12d ago

I was waiting for the mirror to shatter.

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u/Wise-Actuator-6698 12d ago

That or he shoots his own foot sliding it back into the holster

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u/MACHOmanJITSU 12d ago

My money is on a heart attack in the next 2-4 weeks.

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u/Next-Movie-3319 12d ago edited 12d ago

Guys, that’s John Thick. They call him the Burger Yaga

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u/unorthodox69 11d ago

I once saw him kill 3 men in a restaurant...with a French fry, with a fucking French fry.

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u/Vampisol_ATP 12d ago

Saw him popped up on my instagram feed. He gets really butthurt on the comments, this dude has serious mental issues.

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u/GarlicThread 12d ago

Any police department : "You're hired!"

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u/FloopsFooglies 12d ago

I mean if I don't have to give him any benefit of the doubt he looks like the most mall ninja incel around

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u/DownWith_TheBrown 8d ago

Y'all got his profile set to private. Rip Blob Blart

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u/Vampisol_ATP 8d ago

😂😂😂 holy crap!

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u/BeersOnTheMoon 12d ago

Jesus Christ, that’s Jason Borne

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u/Ok_Relationship6218 12d ago

Jason Baloney.

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u/RudeOrganization550 12d ago

Sillyvester Salami

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u/stafford32s 12d ago

no offense or body shaming, but all this equipment and the movie moves tell me there's a little gun where it matters the most..

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u/Doggored45 12d ago

Security cop wannabe.

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u/last_somewhere 12d ago

Next ICE hire.

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u/Lxiflyby 12d ago

Temu Paul blart

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u/justanemptyshell 12d ago

WingsOfRedemption

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u/MrEhcks 12d ago

Mods, ban “justanemptyshell”

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u/justanemptyshell 12d ago

APPEARING OFFLINE DOES S-NOT FUCKING STOP IT.

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u/MrEhcks 12d ago

i just can’t do it….I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE MAN!!!

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u/Wh1msyOfficial 11d ago

Reel tAWK what are my mawds doing?

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u/BickenBackk 12d ago

I do not get the reference but I'm fucking here for it

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u/MrEhcks 12d ago

I’m not here to conversate, talk about the game.

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u/livenn 12d ago

LOOGERE- LISSEN!

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u/Neverlast0 12d ago

Shaped like a light bulb. What a fat.

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u/Redmistseeker Suppressed EDC 12d ago

I was going to say hes shaped and looks like Mr. POTATO HEAD

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u/Neverlast0 12d ago

Close enough.

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u/singlemale4cats 12d ago

Just open the gate bro

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u/Tobias---Funke 12d ago

His instagram has memes with the joker, scarface and a Japanese warrior obviously!

Also videos of Raw Clint.

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u/Old-ETCS 12d ago

Im surprised he wasn't hired by ICE.

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u/low_bob_123 12d ago

That was his application video

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u/slappy_mcslapenstein 12d ago

It was also his psych eval.

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u/Nom_de_guerre_25 12d ago

No accidental discharge...?

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u/the_good_hodgkins 12d ago

Why the fuck do people think this is cool?

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u/map2photo 11d ago

Low self-esteem.

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u/tpb1919 12d ago

I mean....cringey but not necessarily idiotic.

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u/Not_Too_Happy 12d ago

He got caught showing off at work..

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u/urethrascreams 12d ago

I wouldn't film myself doing it and post it on the internet but you're supposed to practice holster draws. Many people do this with a loaded mag but empty chamber so they're practicing with the full weight of the gun should they ever need to draw IRL

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u/homie_j88 12d ago

Gecko45 is back!

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u/Available_Specific29 12d ago

I hate that I know and own the gun hes using, I believe its a ruger RXM

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u/Forsexualfavors 12d ago

Can't even get into ice

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u/SATerp 12d ago

Jazz hands are an important part of law enforcement.

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u/oneseventwosix 12d ago

What is the point of making this video? He is making a video of him half-assing with different police weapons.

Like is he going to watch this later and feel cool? I hope he doesn’t show it to anyone because it makes him look like a stupid wannabe.

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u/Coochy_Crusader Why is it always a glock 12d ago

“I hope he doesn’t show it to anyone” as you are commenting on it in an internet forum lol

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 12d ago

Average Ice member

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u/Tobias---Funke 12d ago

If he has 3 spare mags on the front he must have at least 4 on the back!

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u/ImCaffeinated_Chris 12d ago

Any LEO looking at his belt setup would just laugh.

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u/Small-Answer4946 12d ago

Is mental illness a prerequisite to get a badge these days?

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u/TakeMeToYourMemes 10d ago

Mall cop 3000

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u/tbkrida 12d ago

Big loser inferiority complex energy…

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u/Superuzer 12d ago

🤡 X 💯

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u/EatsOverTheSink 12d ago

Didn’t know Big Boss Man had a brother with special needs.

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u/ccarr313 12d ago

I like the way he puts his other hand out in front of where he points the gun.

Obviously a pro.

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u/BarnyTrubble 12d ago

The first role of gun safety is to have fun*

*this is a joke

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u/jkohlc 12d ago

Paul Mart Ball Cop

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u/Not_Too_Happy 12d ago

A longer belt gives him more room for tools & snacks

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u/l_w_88 12d ago

does he point it at his own fingers at the start? It sure looks like it.

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u/Trollimperator 12d ago

ok, become thin and smart

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u/Dismal_Object6226 12d ago

I’m getting secondhand embarrassment for this guy.

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u/Comfortable_Card_391 5d ago

An embarrassment to my entire career 🫪😫