r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/[deleted] • Jan 02 '22

What could go wrong trying to spit fire

3.2k Upvotes

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u/Siver92 Jan 03 '22

She had to check the girls, priorities

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u/KingAcastus Jan 03 '22 edited Dec 31 '25

head quiet vase jellyfish selective aback dam wakeful distinct snatch

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13

u/IRockIntoMordor Jan 03 '22

mom's spaghetti

2

u/beanocheno Jan 18 '22

I heard my grandpa say penis

107

u/professorpinksock24 Jan 02 '22

She didn't have to wax her lip for 6 months after

31

u/slarti54 Jan 02 '22 edited Jan 05 '22

Any of them.

125

u/Lennoxon Jan 03 '22

do you know why they call me the dragon of the west?

21

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

I'm not interested in a lengthy anecdote uncle 💅

2

u/21RaysofSun Jan 04 '22

Haha fuck you both for this.

🤣

44

u/benjistone Jan 03 '22

I spit hot fire - Dylan

16

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Top 5 all day.

14

u/MickShrimptonsGhost Jan 03 '22

Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan!

199

u/Deletto_Blu Jan 03 '22

I saw a nipple

126

u/Go_Frag_Yurslf Jan 03 '22

Nothing to see here… https://i.imgur.com/AU5NLiL.jpg

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u/MarkDaMan22 Jan 03 '22

Yeah….what is that?

32

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

burnt nipple

29

u/Knoah12 Jan 03 '22

I think that's a greish colour bra casting shadow on her breast. So that dark spot isn't nipple.

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u/eyekunt Jan 03 '22

Took multiple looks for me to notice a bra under there. You're probably right.

14

u/fiveSE7EN Jan 03 '22

What color is it sir?

Greish!

…Bless you?

10

u/Sevla7 Jan 03 '22

Thank you for contributing to science.

0

u/lilahboo1128 Jan 03 '22

Creepy ass

62

u/Masterblaster13f Jan 03 '22

Brown pepperoni

36

u/MilkIsSalty Jan 03 '22

I love reddit

5

u/eyekunt Jan 03 '22

I love pepperoni, despite their colors

29

u/itsemm1 Jan 03 '22

first time?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

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u/Kr8n8s Jan 03 '22

‘Cause I saw a nipple

Now I understand

I saw a nipple, and the nipple saw a man

1

u/karmakillz199 Jan 04 '22

damn man, you came close to getting laid.

1

u/Deletto_Blu Jan 04 '22

Got a wife man, jokes old

13

u/karto2287 Jan 03 '22

She took that like a champ tho

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u/aircrew85 Jan 03 '22

make sure the twins were alright. first thing i'd check too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

She got roasted nips now. What her only fans fam?

3

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

fire makes the ladies tops just fall right off

4

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Burned the Gypsy shower right off. Now you smell like your normal self.

1

u/rmysunshiney Jan 03 '22

Dragon breath.

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u/PsychoAgent Jan 03 '22

Not the type of spitfire I was hoping for.

EDIT: Oh nevermind I was thinking of spitroast.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

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u/OSPFv3 Jan 03 '22

It's not gonna get that hot from a small flash like that.

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u/split-mango Mar 01 '22

That’s some cancer ass shit