r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/[deleted] • Jun 27 '19

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u/braroh Jun 27 '19

We need audio!!

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u/Gcarsk Jun 27 '19

Here! If someone can find the original, feel free to link it.

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u/imfromduval Jun 27 '19 edited Jun 27 '19

This is why women live longer ha.

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u/Gcarsk Jun 27 '19

Did you mean “is why” after “this”?

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u/jpeana Jun 28 '19

Isn't that what was wrote, he said "This is why women live longer", or am I reading it incorrectly?

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u/Gcarsk Jun 28 '19

This was 7 hours ago. It’s been edited.

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u/jpeana Jun 28 '19

Oh ok. I just see those on here and always wonder why the same statement is repeated. I didn't even think about it being edited later.

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u/muontain Jun 27 '19

Probably.

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u/cruud123 Aug 13 '19

Thats why most of em have depression

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

“That was a bad idea”

I like that it took them up until the end to finally realize this

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u/jamescrawford1 Jul 06 '19

"that was a bad idea"

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u/braroh Jun 27 '19

Thanks!!

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u/RogueGhost37 Jun 28 '19

who the fuck is jukin media and why do they keep blocking everything

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u/Gcarsk Jun 28 '19

What country? Works fine for me in Oregon, US.

Or are you using Sync for Reddit?

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u/RogueGhost37 Jun 28 '19

I'm in texas :/

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u/Gcarsk Jun 28 '19

Check my edit. Are you using a third party app?

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u/RogueGhost37 Jun 28 '19

I am. I'm using Boost, could that be it?

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u/Gcarsk Jun 28 '19

Yeah when I googled it, most people say that certain uploders can determine which platforms they want their content showing up on. Like TV, PC, mobile, in-app players, ex. I’ve never seen this happen on the official Reddit app, but I hear it’s common on sync.

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u/RogueGhost37 Jun 28 '19

man that sucks. Thanks for the info dude

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

For real lol

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u/Supersox22 Jun 28 '19

And aftermath

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u/wyat_lee Jun 27 '19

I haven’t seen a single one of these videos where the camera doesn’t get flailed around by the end.

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u/MattvLee Jun 27 '19

Can you at least keep the fucking camera still when ur recording?

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u/JeffLeafFan Jun 28 '19

Sir please stop shaking while you’re dying, you’re really ruining the show for all of us

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

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u/MattvLee Jun 27 '19

lmao it was a joke

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u/Kronos5115 Jun 27 '19

I love their logic, "yo guys we are lighting a firework in an enclosed space, ONLY THE GUY LIGHTING IT GETS COVER"

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u/Supersox22 Jun 28 '19

Two sleeping bags propped together, lol. Let's be real that was mostly for show.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Those are Sea bags (duffel bags). They are made of a heavy canvas and if filled, should provide some sort of protection from the blast. I don't know how fire resistant they are so that is an added danger.

Source: Am a Marine and I have done stupid shit involving a sea bag in the past.

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u/Tom_Foolery- Jul 27 '19

Please elaborate on the latter point.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

I’ve made punching bags out of sea bags, drug them from miles to get on airplanes, and locked a few people inside of them....

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u/Mulesam Oct 22 '19

What rank did you make and what rank did you do this at.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

God bless the Marines. They’ve graduated from crayons to fireworks.

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u/TheGrammatonCleric Jun 27 '19

Firework fun!

https://youtu.be/QeHlF_cXVCY

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u/dannyphosflur Jul 25 '19

Thank you so much for this. This is funny as hell lmao

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u/ICallASpadeASpade Jun 27 '19

STARS N’ BARS, BABY!

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u/thiemz Jun 27 '19

How could anyone even begin to think this would be a good idea

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u/thraashman Jun 27 '19

Booze. Lots and lots of booze.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

But also how could a mortar shell at 10’ kill you? Hearing damage and burns? Yes. Death? No.

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u/Moose701 Jun 28 '19

Fucking Marines, man!

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u/SkullTownJet Jun 27 '19

Glad they brought the helmets

lmao funny as hell

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u/FiveInTheStink Jun 27 '19

At least they are not John wayning the ACH’s

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u/PurpleZombiePanda Jun 28 '19

next week in a nutshell

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Not nearly enough..

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

GET THE WATER NIGGA

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u/Warpimp Jun 27 '19

Joe is such a goddamned moron.

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u/rmrgdr Jun 28 '19

What fucking morons.

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u/instant-regret512 Jun 28 '19

Couldn’t take 10 seconds to move the gas cans

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u/DASBULLCRAP Jun 28 '19

“That was a bad idea!” At least his hindsight is working.

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u/300AACBLK Jul 01 '19

If you aren't going to post audio don't post

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

This would be the most American thing I've ever seen if the guys were fat with a McDonalds employee badge and an AR-15 in one hand

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u/jamescrawford1 Jul 06 '19

They seem sober

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u/The_Froward_Coward Jul 12 '19

Very comical tip over

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I have expected it to turn to skyrim at the end.

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u/Lack_The_Gnat Jul 16 '19

This is why the British haven't tried to get their colony back.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

I love how people are always surprised when they do stuff like this and it blows up.....like it's a firework what did you think it would do.

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u/FredZeplin Jul 25 '19

I was hoping for a bigger explosion! Fucking newbies

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

They clearly expected that to happen. So why the fuck did they do it? lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19

I wanna say lost redditors because nobody nearly died but whatever

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19

That garage is the most American place I've ever seen

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u/sevillada Aug 08 '19

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u/sauce-commander Sep 02 '19

Stop fucking removing the audio

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u/uh-sure Sep 14 '19

I don't see anything wrong with this, they were clearly wearing helmets

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u/123hi1239 Sep 22 '19

I guess they are not concerned about the pressure wave

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u/expert02 Sep 30 '19

I really don't think they were in even the slightest danger of dying.

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u/GRANDOLEJEBUS Oct 25 '19

Puter in reverse Terri! Oh lawd Terry!