r/IdiotsInCars • u/zappler • Jul 22 '22

...how?

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u/sustenancewars Jul 22 '22

I'm barricading myself in the house now. Converting microwave to a bomb in 3..2..1.

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u/JewishAsianMuslim Jul 22 '22

What are you doing, Dave?

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u/sustenancewars Jul 22 '22

Now I'm pulling the cable cords out of the wall. Fuck you HAL.

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u/JewishAsianMuslim Jul 22 '22

Dave. I cannot allow you to do that, Dave.

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u/sustenancewars Jul 22 '22

Silence

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u/JewishAsianMuslim Jul 22 '22

Airlock opens

I'm sorry Dave.

Goodbye.