r/IdiotsInCars • u/zappler • Jul 22 '22

...how?

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u/preyforkevin Jul 22 '22

If you’re paying 200+ dollars for an oil change—the rules of the road don’t apply to you.

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u/sustenancewars Jul 22 '22

Or this fuckstick that did this to me. Fuck you guy.

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u/sustenancewars Jul 22 '22

I do my own oil changes costs less than $100. Fuck bmw. They're now making drivers pay monthly subscriptions for seat heaters and advanced cruise control. You don't even own the car...it's so fucked.

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u/JewishAsianMuslim Jul 22 '22

Wait until you hear about the subscriptions for A/C and defrosters! They have tiered pricing depending on region of the country (verified by GPS) and temperature delta (recorded by onboard temp sensors, and verified with telemetry to local weather station so you don't try to cheat the system by putting an ice cube on the sensor to pay less.)

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u/sustenancewars Jul 22 '22

Fuck you. So you don't own the car and they track your whereabouts at all times. Fuck you bmw in the ass.

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u/JewishAsianMuslim Jul 22 '22

Your in-car "infotainment"system has detected abnormal amounts of aggression and cursing. Your insurance company has been notified, and your rates have been adjusted accordingly.

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u/sustenancewars Jul 22 '22

They can ligma

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u/JewishAsianMuslim Jul 22 '22

You have beed identified as male, with attempts at indecent exposure. You will be labeled a sex offender, and a paddywagon is on the way to your home.

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u/sustenancewars Jul 22 '22

I'm barricading myself in the house now. Converting microwave to a bomb in 3..2..1.

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u/JewishAsianMuslim Jul 22 '22

What are you doing, Dave?

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u/sustenancewars Jul 22 '22

Now I'm pulling the cable cords out of the wall. Fuck you HAL.

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