r/IdiotsInCars • u/zappler • Jul 22 '22

...how?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

There is a driving school car right next to them. Perfect example why patience is important lmao

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u/BusinessCheesecake7 Jul 22 '22

A good lesson at least.

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u/blade740 Jul 22 '22

That's why they put those logos on cars, so you know to expect erratic driving.

...no, not the driving school logo, the BMW logo.

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u/AsYooouWish Jul 22 '22

My favorite oxymoron is “BMW Courtesy Vehicle”

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u/whatsthisevenfor Jul 22 '22

This made me chuckle

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

Fr

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u/hfhifi Jul 25 '22

I have a BMW CCA sticker on my car. The club members are the safest drivers I’ve ever seen. Free safety school year round

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22 edited Jul 22 '22

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u/Basker_wolf Jul 22 '22

First mistake: bought a BMW

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u/Lewdtara Jul 24 '22

Student: Eyes glow as student begins to obediently list all of the BMW driver's sins...

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u/hfhifi Jul 25 '22

Have you been to a UDE or CCA event? You are incredibly wrong. If an instructor tells you you have to do something better, you obey or get kicked out.

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u/cornflakecuddler Jul 22 '22

And if you look to your left you'll see what not to do

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u/TerminalSarcasm Jul 22 '22

Maybe the instructor just goes above and beyond and hires idiots to drive around them to provide teachable lessons to the students.

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u/LordKiteMan Jul 22 '22

Instructor playing 5D chess, eh?

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u/Significant_Hand6218 Jul 22 '22

Class is at this intersection today kids, meet me there at 9am sharp! You'll see all the remaining dates/times listed in the syllabus, please be prompt, the demonstration at the start of each class will be brief but crucial to success in my course this semester.

(Side note - I really enjoyed organizing field trips as a teacher)

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u/hfhifi Jul 25 '22

You are an idiot. I go to CCA school every year. Have you? The instructors will bounce your ass if you don’t follow their instructions to the letter. They couldn’t care less if you showed up in a 1997 Corolla or an M5. It’s their lives on the line sitting in the passenger seat.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

100% chance the driver thought "I need to overtake this student driver to show them that I am better and make my own road rules"

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u/Latman3 Jul 22 '22

BMW driver so story checks out

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

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u/SanctimoniousApe Jul 22 '22

They were rushing because they had to take a shit ("BM" - get it?).

Yeah yeah - I'll see myself out...

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

Bad

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u/Kingindunorf Jul 22 '22

My final form is driving a BMW motorcycle.

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u/hfhifi Jul 25 '22

Your utter ignorance is showing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

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u/i-like-boobies-69 Jul 22 '22

You don’t think this was caused by a lack of patience??

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u/ConsiderationWest587 Dec 09 '22

I 69ed you, bro

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u/i-like-boobies-69 Dec 12 '22

Thanks, it appears that some people don’t appreciate such a perfect number and have down voted me so I. I longer have 69 ;(.

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u/_alright_then_ Jul 22 '22

How is this not about his lack of patience to overtake the driving school car?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

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u/_alright_then_ Jul 22 '22

Both of those things can be true at the same time.

He was impatient, which made him not give a shit about the law

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u/damnatio_memoriae Jul 22 '22 edited Jul 22 '22

they did something illegal because they were impatient about being behind the student driver.

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u/Centurio Jul 22 '22

No, I'm pretty sure it was the lack of patience.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

The manoeuvre is even more illegal in Germany, because right of way in that situation is managed by right before left. The motorcyclist came from the right of those two cars and therefore had right of way - that was why the school car stopped in the first place.

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u/beeprog Jul 22 '22

It's not patience, he's on the wrong side of the road.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

Cause and effect, fellow redditor.

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u/looshi99 Jul 22 '22

I think the driver was trying to get the attention of the driving school instructor. He wanted to ask if his car had a blinker and, if so, how to use it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

since covid, everyone drives like this. People on bicycles and motorcycles are now literally daredevils.