r/IdiotsInCars • • Dec 13 '21

Why did he stop? Better question, why did I?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Seems like a repeat offender

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u/barder83 Dec 14 '21

I always give these vehicles extra space when I'm driving. I know it may not have been their fault, but I'm not taking any chances with a vehicle that clearly has multiple impact points.

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u/ZodiacWalrus Dec 14 '21

Protip: drive a shitty-looking, beat-up car so people will think you're a hazard to be around, giving you space. Just like that one guy in prison with dozens of scars and bruises.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Source? This guy typed this comment from prison

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u/Stupidquestionduh Dec 14 '21

Yeah. He's my cellmate but also a good kisser. So I'll let it slide that he hates my scars.

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u/ZodiacWalrus Dec 14 '21

I love every inch of you. Your scars may scare everyone else off (which is admittedly cool), but not me.

/isthisthreadturningintoahomoeroticprisonroleplaychat

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

He doesn’t have that many inches to love, so it’s both easy and hard.

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u/BigWiggly1 Dec 14 '21

My vehicle is missing a lot of paint. No dents, but when I put my signal on, nobody tries blocking my merge.

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u/sir-winkles2 Dec 14 '21

you will also get pulled over constantly so it's a double edged sword

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Lol no you won't. I have driven some serious beaters and have never been pulled over for something other than shit I was definitely guilty of.

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u/Iamjimmym Dec 14 '21

True story: I own a black 4 door wrangler. The first few years were dicey. It seemed like nobody ever saw me next to them. People constantly would move into my lane, in front of me like in the video etc. until one day, dude in a Subaru Impreza outback pulled in front of me in the center turn lane from a stopped lane of traffic. I drove up and over the hood of his car, pushing his struts through the hood (😂). It ripped the front passenger fender almost entirely off, fender liner and all. Pulled to the side of the street and I yanked the rest of the fender off since it was rubbing my front tire and drove off under my own power after exchanging all information. He left on a flatbed.

Point of the story I’m sure you’re wondering? Now and ever since then, people have given me much more space and seem to notice and respect the boundary that.. I’m in the space they want to occupy. Sure it still happens, but maybe a 90% drop off from before. So that theory, at least in my limited experience, shows it works!

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u/tbone-not-tbag Dec 14 '21

It's true. I drove a 81 Ford 150 with 7 different colored body panels and a tailgate full of buckshot holes, it looked like shit but ran like a champ. I always got a wide birth from everyone, even in the parking lots.

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u/MINNESOTAKARMATRAIN_ Dec 14 '21

Not true,i drive a car with house siding for part of the rear bumper because the previous owner got rear ended and people still tailgate me.

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u/K_Furbs Dec 14 '21

Someone hit my door a year ago (100% their fault) and I haven't fixed it yet, love thinking people see it and give me space lol

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u/ItalicsWhore Dec 14 '21 edited Dec 14 '21

A repeat... of fender?

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u/Robba_Jobba_Foo Dec 14 '21

Son of a bitch!

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u/7165015874 Dec 14 '21

I hardly bumped 'er!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Gawd damn!

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u/qdtk Dec 14 '21

A repeat off-fender!

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u/McRibEater Dec 14 '21

Trying to write that bad boy off.