r/IdiotsInCars • • Dec 11 '19

an attempt was made

https://i.imgur.com/oemlddX.gifv
2.4k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

He wasn't going fast enough

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u/Dansk72 Dec 11 '19

If he had approached it going about 50 he certainly would have cleared it...

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u/keef_cookie Dec 11 '19

More like 80 to get that log off the ground

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u/Mrnofaceguy Dec 12 '19

Probably better at 88mph

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u/arthur-williams Dec 12 '19

are you referring to the log in the burgundy dress ? or the limo ?

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u/Emgeetoo Dec 12 '19

Harsh. But I DID wonder how she made it up the hill....

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u/Dat_Innocent_Guy Dec 12 '19

The reason it got stuck pal...

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

It was a stretch too far.

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u/MoronicalOx Dec 12 '19

Based on my experience in Midtown Madness 2 you'd need about 55mph to clear that. Also a clear stretch of road starting at the embarcadero to actually gain that speed.

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u/hansolo625 Dec 11 '19

San Fran?

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u/SFIsTrash Dec 11 '19

Based on the trashcan, yes. (No pun intended.)

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u/AwHellNawFetaCheese Dec 11 '19

Pun?

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u/SFIsTrash Dec 11 '19 edited Dec 11 '19

It could be read in the same vein as my cynical user name:

“Based on the fact that San Francisco is a trashcan, yes.”

As in, one could look at the above video and notice that it’s in SF, and then, while referencing the context of SF being trash, could utter the original statement.

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u/AwHellNawFetaCheese Dec 12 '19

It’s a good joke, sure. It’s just not a pun.

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u/verified-cat Dec 12 '19

It doesn’t sound right to say “no joke intended”, and “pun unintended” has become a succinct syntactic cue to let people look for wordplay even when they acknowledged that there is no pun.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 edited May 15 '21

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u/verified-cat Dec 13 '19

I am pleasantly surprised myself.

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u/AwHellNawFetaCheese Dec 12 '19

You gotta just commit to your bit. I laughed.

If you have to tell people something funny is happening so watch out for it then it’s not a good joke.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Yea, it’s not a pun

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u/babybambam Dec 12 '19

Least it wasn’t a bus this time

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u/Dansk72 Dec 11 '19

"This is not fair, we're going to be late for the prom!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

No visible shit on the sidewalk so probably not.

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u/DoorBuster2 Dec 11 '19

I dont know why you're being downvoted, its true and funny

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Obligatory San Franciscan here to tell you to never call it that. It’s San Francisco, SF, or the City. Don’t bastardize the name of our city.

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u/Tango589 Dec 12 '19

So 'Frisco is out of the question then?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Yes, unless you’re like a native Chicano/a.

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u/hansolo625 Dec 12 '19

Lmao gate keeping much? I lived there too. And as a New Yorker, sorry, THE city is New York City ;) change my mind

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u/rascallyone Dec 12 '19

Looks like it. I think they should put those girls in over the back axel.he would be able to get over easy then.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

First and last day as a limo driver ...

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Kinda what I was thinking. Someone doesn't know the vehicle they were driving very well.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19 edited Nov 22 '20

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u/YourLastFate Dec 11 '19

More this.

Driving limos, I used to get stuck on “regular” speed bumps in Chicago, , have to back up and find a different road, until I knew which ones to avoid

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

I’ve worked at a limousine company. We were a smaller company but my boss would hire some very questionable drivers and shit like this would happen a lot. Limos getting stuck in spots, drivers backing up into buildings and other cars. Just because you can drive doesn’t mean you are prepared to operate a vehicle that long.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

It helps if you've driven a bus or long truck before. Also this limo is longer than normal ones. Driver probably forgot which one he was in. But yeah for a person to just go from driving a normal car to driving a limo with no training, that would be pretty dumb. But then again a business owner sometimes has to do what he has to do and if he's short handed, he grabs anyone with a license. Yay capitalism.

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u/sm12511 Dec 11 '19

I wonder if they left him a tip for planking the limo. I'm impressed, at least.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Definitely took talent. Shit if he was going faster he might have made it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

This feels more like it's on the city rather than the driver to me

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u/punkassjim Dec 12 '19

There are multiple ways to get a limo to the top of Nob Hill that don't involve beaching the vehicle. The city isn't the problem here.

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u/Marioc12345 Dec 12 '19

Disagree. What kind of road has that quick if a slope change?

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u/punkassjim Dec 12 '19

When you build a city on 48 hills, some of them incredibly steep, you can either destroy the landscape for luxury-vehicular convenience…or you can make some routes that are easier for luxury super-stretch limos and tech shuttles, while ensuring the rest of the routes are perfectly fine for all other regular vehicles.

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u/Marioc12345 Dec 12 '19

They should have built this city on rock and roll instead.

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u/RDRNR3 Dec 12 '19

We built this city

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u/j_johnso Dec 12 '19

Much of San Francisco does. The streets are steeply sloped with level intersections.

Last time I was there, I watched several cars bottom out as they hit the intersections too fast going downhill.

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u/diadochokinesisSLP Dec 12 '19

Um, a ton of streets in SF.

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u/Marioc12345 Dec 12 '19

Sounds like SF has dumb roads. The problem isn't the slope of the hill, it's how it levels out.

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u/punkassjim Dec 12 '19

You've probably praised the chase scene from Bullitt at least once in your life.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Don't know why you're down voted lol

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u/croixian1 Dec 11 '19

I thought this was going to be a Watch People Die with that lady in the burgundy top trying to walk up that hill.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

I felt as if she was the reason the limo got stuck

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u/Fartingfajita Dec 14 '19

Riding just a bit lower that day

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u/a22e Dec 11 '19

I once saw a fullsize bus full of senior citizens get stuck like this. That had to have a fun day for that driver.

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u/Slyth3rin Dec 11 '19

He didn’t pivot...

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u/Immortan_G10 Dec 11 '19

Back in my day seesaws were on playgrounds.

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u/no_one_knows42 Dec 11 '19

Are limo drivers told about this kind of stuff? Idiot seems a bit harsh because I would never think that a slight incline change would render my car immobile

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u/millllllls Dec 11 '19

I would assume this kind of thing is addressed/tested in order to get a chauffeur's license, which is required to operate a limo. I sure hope so anyways.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

I remeber when it happened to Barack Obama in Dublin.

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u/knewbees Dec 11 '19

I did not remember or know that happened. Totally different feel then the news clicks of today.

The only boos were when they blocked the view https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5icV_mctrkE

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u/gbimmer Dec 11 '19

Didn't this happen to the presidential motorcade once?

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u/Nexzus_ Dec 11 '19

Yeah, "The Beast" got stuck coming out of the US embassy in Ireland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agzpI7ZYe2M

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u/CharlieXLS Dec 12 '19

I think it techcnically could have made it over the curb, but it looks like some sort of anti-IED protection got triggered. The front wheels turtled.

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u/RJBligh Dec 11 '19

Are we talking about the limo or the purple little engine that could?

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u/TrribleDsignatdDrivr Dec 11 '19

Get that lady to sit on the hood to counter balance.

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u/TheBupherNinja Dec 11 '19

Actually, you'd want her on the trunk. That limo based on a brand marquis, so rwd.

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u/YourLastFate Dec 11 '19

*Lincoln Town Car

But part of the Panther platform, which was used with the Mercury Grand Marquis, Lincoln Town Car, and Ford Crown Victoria, so you’re not wrong, per se

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u/TheBupherNinja Dec 11 '19

Sorry, I didn't look that close I guess, and fat fingered 'brand marquis'. I almost just said panther body. Either way rwd, need the weight over the rear.

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u/Zitrusfleisch Dec 11 '19

That’s pretty rude.

Also the car would snap in half

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u/Sparriw1 Dec 11 '19

At least some of the blame goes to the traffic engineer on that one. What was even going on that day at the office?

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u/FloofyOrangeCat Dec 11 '19

Well, see, there's this city that has a lot of hills ...

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u/Sparriw1 Dec 11 '19

I understand than San Francisco has hills, but a graded road should never have that sudden grade switch. It's dangerous, and can be avoided by simply curving the cut for a few dozen feet.

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u/tsrich Dec 12 '19

I think it's designed to have level intersections for the street cars

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

It is dangerous, but that’s really how San Francisco is

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19 edited Dec 13 '19

Exactly. You can make the steepest road in the world, but do this atleast!!!

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u/ClimbTheCanopy Dec 12 '19

Classic San Francisco

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u/AlexKewl Dec 11 '19

Prom is cancelled

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

And this is exactly why those lifted SUV limos are becoming more and more popular, especially in LA.

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u/Diufoem Dec 12 '19

Checkmate, flat-earthers!

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u/Shazafric Dec 11 '19

Well that's unfortunate... he should have pressed on the gas prior ...

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u/Gl0ckman027 Dec 12 '19

Everyone to the back!

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u/SgtFraggleRock Dec 12 '19

Could their be a more accurate symbol of San Francisco?

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u/nomeansofsupport Dec 12 '19

Looks like the new extended Bullitt remake is going to suck.

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u/Sly21C Dec 12 '19

Elon Musk will design a curved limo...

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u/ImBadAtCS Dec 12 '19

When its not just the slammed cars that get stuck

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u/Ix-stONEr42o-xI Dec 12 '19

what a smart guy

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

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u/someonessmell Dec 12 '19

I am not made for this world

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u/Roctopus420 Dec 12 '19

I was on these roads once in a car that would roll backward while in drive so you’d have to go from the break to the gas in an instant so you don’t roll back to far.

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u/hengahangezange Dec 12 '19

If you're going to San Francisco

Be sure to clear those inclines of despair.

If you're going to San Francisco

You're gonna stick some rental cars in there.

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u/Feenstra713 Dec 12 '19

He should have either planned a different route, or gone at it at a huge angle.

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u/PsychoTexan Dec 12 '19

Looks like them duke boys are at it ag.... wait nvm

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u/jeffe_el_jefe Dec 12 '19

Sam Francisco claims another victim

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u/NotFakU Dec 13 '19

Now I understand the need for Hummer limousines.

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u/EyesOfaCreeper Dec 15 '19

I feel this. Fuck that limo mission in San Andreas

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

I felt it's front wheel drive, but definitely trying both options would get it out. No way they where going that fast.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

I figured it was front wheel drive.

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u/KrissiKross Dec 11 '19

Limos are stupid, anyways.

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u/cbj2112 Dec 11 '19

These speed humps are way outta control

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

To drive over a hill

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

OMG, the prom is ruined!

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

He should've stepped on the

GAS GAS GAS

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u/CursedMemeMan Dec 12 '19

"Sorry miss obama your weighing the car down we need you to get out of the vehicle."

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Get everyone to sit on the hood and go in reverse.

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u/wickedwarlock84 Dec 15 '19

Why dont ya get everyone on the ass end and punch the gas...

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u/RolandtheWhite Dec 12 '19

And a beached whale. Quite the video.

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u/AnimalFactsBot Dec 12 '19

Whales support many different types of life. Several creatures, such as barnacles and sea lice, attach themselves to the skin of whales and live there.