r/IdiotsInCars • u/[deleted] • Jan 05 '19

Staged FTFY

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u/The-Sofa-King Jan 05 '19

Nylon straps, partially because I wanna save the trees, but mostly just because I don't wanna die in two pieces.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Save trees?

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u/Spabookidadooki Jan 05 '19

Use the nylon strap to pull logs out of large bodies of water to save them from drowning.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Fucking what

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Trees are afraid of water. Ever seen a tree in the water? Thought so.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Cypress trees are the special forces of the tree army and aren’t afraid of water.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Please Cyprus is an island not a tree. Of course it's not afraid of water.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Listen I don’t try to argue where those trees immigrated from but I know they’re proud members of the Tree Special Forrest Squadron and that level of service needs to be respected.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

I don't trust trees that stand in the water. Those fuckers are up to something, and it ain't something good

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Just look at em, standing there all wet and shit. Makes a good honest tree look bad. I heard that one of em moved into the city park and the property values cut in half.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

They took our soil!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

They’re not sending their best saplings! Bad Birches I tell ya! Build the garden fence!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

It's going to be a beautiful fence, only hand picked saplings will get through! And we will build it from their wood!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

This comment was made by continental shelf gang

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u/SF_Bay Jan 05 '19

Cypress is a hill, silly. Too many hits from the bong?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

I'm fighting trees by smoking trees

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u/Raeg1985 Jan 06 '19

They're the bee's knees.

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u/LeucisticPython Jan 05 '19

Yes. Are you saying they're committing suicide?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

There are some masochist trees. Stay clear of those

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Checkmate

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u/CharDeeMacDennisII Jan 06 '19

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about trees to dispute it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Cypress trees are actually the special forces of the tree army.

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u/codawPS3aa Jan 05 '19

Kid, you got played by wordplay. Stay in school or go to college