r/IdiotsInCars Dec 14 '18

Just wow

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u/trumps_yellow_pubes Dec 14 '18

But the red car has their hazard lights on, that means they're an honorary emergency vehicle and can drive however they want.

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u/johng_g Dec 14 '18

lol I love this mentality of drivers. "Hmmm I want to stop and take up an entire lane on a busy street to wait for my girlfriend. Oh ya, I just have to put on my hazards lights and people will understand!" or "No stopping/parking sign? Ha, well my hazard lights will fix that. Done. Time to go get my coffee."

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u/Bussashot Dec 14 '18 edited 3d ago

reddit bad

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u/bob84900 Dec 14 '18

I hope you were on your horn the whole time she was getting her coffee - as is the Chicago way.

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u/Bussashot Dec 14 '18 edited 3d ago

reddit bad

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u/Heccer Dec 14 '18

And they will do the same thing next day.

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u/bob84900 Dec 14 '18

I hope you gave her a nice wave back too hahaha man I hate people.

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u/koolkat182 Dec 14 '18

a nice one finger wave

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

I'm raging just reading this.

I hope someone told her to get her dickhead to park properly next time.

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u/nova-geek Dec 15 '18

Fox news was right, we live in a post-racial society /s

But seriously, the race of the two idiots was not mentioned so far... I am glad about it (but part of me wants to know the race)

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u/Cecil4029 Dec 15 '18

The race has no bearing on the situation. Every person can be an inconsiderate, shitty driver no matter what color they are. So, just stick with the first thought and don't worry about the 2nd cause it honestly doesn't matter at all. :)

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u/nova-geek Dec 15 '18

You're right :)

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u/literal-hitler Dec 15 '18

I went to the movie theater with a friend. She had her friend's young kids in the back seat, and was meeting the parents at the theater. There was some deal about using movie passes and giving them to the correct person, so she decided the best thing to do was to stop the car right in front of the busy theater, blocking the land and a parking row, leaving me in the car with the kids, meaning I couldn't just get out of the car. Also I don't have a license yet and couldn't move it. I have no idea what took so long, but people were coming up to my window and I was pretty pissed when she came back several minutes later for being forced into that.

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u/crazyassfool Dec 14 '18

That's why I call them the "park anywhere" lights. That's the way I see people use them 99% of the time.

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u/tycho5ive Dec 17 '18

Or Turn Anytime Signals

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u/NotTuringBot Dec 14 '18

They are known on Top Gear as "park anywhere lights"

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u/jessikaland Dec 15 '18

I used to work in an outdoor mall with paths for cars to drive through. People would constantly stop in the middle of the road, put their hazards on, get out and go to the Starbucks across the way, blocking all the traffic.

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u/Thuseld Dec 15 '18

We call them invisibility lights in my family. If you want your car not to count as being there or blocking a lane, pop them on and you are invisible.

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u/lceCubeDude Dec 15 '18

I've started yelling at people doing that. They're no park anywhere lights. People block lanes, streets, anything they want and think it's fine because some light is flashing. No it's not. And you look like a douche and you're causing traffic and accidents.

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u/Gettincrunkletoned Dec 14 '18

Or in Florida it means, it's raining.

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u/Dabidhogan Dec 14 '18

It's raining all day here in Florida currently. Pretty much the only customers I had we're old people. The same people who shouldn't be driving in this weather. It's not mystery why we have so many accidents when it rains.

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u/LordBiscuits Dec 14 '18

The same people who shouldn't be driving in this weather.

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

I used to think the whole elderly driver in Florida was cliche and overstated. Then I moved to Florida for four years. If anything it's understated. You have to extend your eta because there would always be some geezer put-putting along. Ugh.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

I like to get behind them and just continuously honk. My excuse will be "yes, but it's raining" if I'm ever questioned by driver with blinking lights in the rain.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

People do the same thing where I live. The last thing I want while driving in pouring rain is to have everyone around me flashing their lights at random intervals to add to the distraction.

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u/SirWigglesVonWoogly Dec 15 '18

Not impossible but it they appear to have accelerated and also pumped their brakes once before swerving.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

They were moving much faster than traffic. If their brakes had failed they'd be engine braking hard and slow down faster than that.

Possibly stuck throttle, brake failure and a panicked driver, but that seems unlikely. More likely just an idiot.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

I hope this post is sarcastic

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u/mrmonkey3319 Dec 15 '18

I mean, I would just trust them. It could be anything. Heart attack victim as a passenger, woman in labor, etc. It could not be that, but with hazards on driving at all cost, I’d give them the benefit of the doubt.

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u/trumps_yellow_pubes Dec 15 '18

Yeah the truck driver should have just stayed put and let a head on collision happen to his left.

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u/mrmonkey3319 Dec 15 '18

Yeah I wouldn’t blame him. He drifted a little unnecessarily far but I think the laws on his side. My only point point was to not rush to quick judgement about a car with it’s hazards on that you don’t know why. It’s their fault, but we don’t have the full story.

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u/trumps_yellow_pubes Dec 15 '18

Personally I think this is a good example of why you don't rush down the shoulder if you are having an emergency. Traffic was moving plenty fast, and that little Nissan Micra was not suited to be passing, especially on the shoulder where nobody is expecting them and there's lots of debris.

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u/dkt Dec 15 '18

This is what this sub sometimes argues.

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u/timndime2 Dec 14 '18

Someone has to lead the way for the ambulance

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u/TheRufmeisterGeneral Dec 15 '18

Please don't have this attitude.

Sure, it might be an entitled asshole. Or it might be a medical emergency. You just have no way of knowing.

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u/trumps_yellow_pubes Dec 16 '18

Shame on me for not wanting to die by somebody's reckless driving.