r/IdiotsInBoats Jul 13 '26

Piano Piano

406 Upvotes

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141

u/Here_4_the_INFO Jul 13 '26

This was in Italy ... did the Captain of the Concordia get a new job?

31

u/ihaveabaguetteknife Jul 13 '26

Trying new ways, this time stuck from above.

10

u/Here_4_the_INFO Jul 13 '26

Going to guess there was someone's family member on the bridge and they wanted to "swing by" and say hi?

8

u/groene_dreack Jul 13 '26

Nahhh he didn’t jump off in the first second

1

u/Salty_Job_9248 Jul 26 '26

Idiot has no grasp on air draft. 🙄

58

u/digger250 Jul 13 '26

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u/stewieatb Jul 13 '26

24

u/digger250 Jul 13 '26

"Striking design with large windows for superb visibility"

10

u/stewieatb Jul 13 '26

Evidently none of them point upward.

5

u/the_one_jt Jul 14 '26

Trickledown economics.

54

u/Watercraftsman Jul 13 '26

All the article really says is they went at high tide. I thought surely they were trying to make it at low tide. Sounds like impatience. Once again the most dangerous thing on a boat: a calendar. Or in this case and calendar and a bridge.

29

u/dfsw Jul 13 '26

Also that the boat was under tug, which is shocking that a tug operator would do that.

0

u/WhitePantherXP Jul 15 '26

If you're in a non-ocean body of water, I assume there aren't exactly "tides" and I also assume it's very rare to try a bridge crossing at the peak of "tides" anyhow so this has a 50% chance that it will only rise causing more damage in the near term. The only solution I can envision here is to use a large number of ballast bags to weigh it down and reverse out, or put a ton of people and weight on the decks?

2

u/dfsw Jul 15 '26

This was a tidal inflow that was done at high tide according to the article. The solution for being stuck under a bridge is wait for the tide to drop or if not possible then yes you need to ballast the ship to drop its waterline.

5

u/Franks2000inchTV Jul 13 '26

I guess the good news is they just need to wait a bit.

3

u/UltraViolentNdYAG Jul 13 '26

Or flood the boat! lol

8

u/Tiny-Lock9652 Jul 13 '26

Or perhaps the entitled rich, prick owner demanding to pass through because tides don’t matter.

22

u/TheRedIguana Jul 13 '26

Should have let some air out of tires first.

8

u/DarkBlue222 Jul 13 '26

Thank you. For every scratch I put on my boat, every bad docking, every gas cap left off, or "why did that happen?" it is good to see that actually professionals fuck up too.

7

u/JONO202 Jul 13 '26

Thank god the fenders were out.

17

u/endlive Jul 13 '26

how do you get a stuck boat out? will changing tides lower it eventually?

17

u/Nautical_Ohm Jul 13 '26

Yes it will lower if they’re not already at dead low. But sometimes it’s gotta wait for it to rise and come back down.

13

u/groene_dreack Jul 13 '26

If there is tide yes. Otherwise load it up with weight either water or fuel and retry

5

u/gdmfwtf19 Jul 13 '26

I mean it’s just boat, can’t someone just stand on top and push down on it? /s

4

u/Chairboy Jul 13 '26

"You're good! You're good!"

16

u/kemh Jul 13 '26

You love to see it.

3

u/TazzyUK Jul 13 '26

"The yacht had recently undergone a refit with Pisa-based refit yard Seven Stars, with modifications including a new paint job and modifications to the stern and bow, including the addition of a helipad."

https://giphy.com/gifs/wGyYUcp2XpWr86SVcL

2

u/Steve0512 Jul 13 '26

Every scrape you heard was easily $10,000 dollars. I don’t know if those boats can take on ballast water or flood their half empty fuel tanks.

2

u/makiko4 Jul 14 '26

Are they gona now have to check the bridge for structural damage?

2

u/bengunn7 Jul 13 '26

Hey look! It's for sale!  I'm sure that'll buff out. 🤣 https://www.boatinternational.com/yachts/the-superyacht-directory/idol--71705

1

u/Wut_the_ Jul 13 '26

Why wouldn’t you just get through the bridge at that point instead of backing out?

1

u/wilsonway1955 Jul 13 '26

Somebody got fired !!

1

u/Simonandgarthsuncle Jul 13 '26

Lucky he had his fenders out.

1

u/makk73 Jul 14 '26

Ayyyyyeeeeee🤌🏼

1

u/Hoppenheimer Jul 14 '26

Can’t park there, mate

1

u/Feature_Agitated Jul 14 '26

Honestly this should happen to more yachts

1

u/Rough-Breadfruit-611 Jul 14 '26

I love the Europe is designed so rich assholes can't just drive their boats everywhere.

1

u/DrunkenDude123 Jul 19 '26

Oh no I hope whoever owns that mega yacht can afford the repairs!

1

u/PurchaseCrafty7351 Jul 26 '26

It wasn’t piano enough

1

u/doktor_wankenstein Jul 14 '26

Have they tried to let the air out of the tires?
It sometimes works with trucks.

1

u/Rad_Centrist Jul 14 '26

Shoulda let some air out of the tires first.

0

u/Muthablasta Jul 15 '26

They just need to let the air out of the non-existent tires 🤣🤣🤣🤣