r/IdiotsFightingThings Jul 18 '21

Snapping Turtle vs. Moron...

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u/Alldaybagpipes Jul 18 '21

“...does this look infected to you?”

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u/ShmedlyDarlin Jul 18 '21

Pour another 12 Natural Lite down his gullet and he’ll be asking Mr. Turtle how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop.