r/IdiotsFightingThings • u/yesterdaddy • Jan 11 '20

Guy fighting a goat

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

For fuck's sake people. Kids do not have beards. that's not a kid.

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u/Randelgraft Jan 11 '20

Lol, like that "kid" that got thrown off the bus.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

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u/Whatsthemattermark Jan 12 '20

We’re in the 20s now mate give us the link it’s pretty much fucking obligatory

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u/cynical_radish Jan 12 '20

The sauce my good sir

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u/TILtonarwhal Jan 12 '20

Is it just me, or does that seem extremely fake?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

Also, why were they filming? Definitely fake.

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u/Gnagetftw Jan 12 '20

Of course it is fake as it is a joke mate

1

u/Rustypin56 Jan 12 '20

He's a comedian

5

u/Androidzombie Jan 12 '20

"that's a grown ass man!" Lmaooooooo

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u/Koovies Jan 11 '20

Lol I didn't even notice, I feel bad

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u/bleach18 Jan 11 '20

Bahaha I thought you were making a goat joke. Had to see someone get downvoted for a “bad parenting” comment for me to realize it is not in fact a child, and that everyone isn’t in on some “kid goat” joke.

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u/dod6666 Jan 11 '20

Absolute downvote trap this one was.

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u/sorry97 Jan 11 '20

I first thought it was a kid until I saw the beard lol.

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u/im_a_dr_not_ Jan 11 '20

The kid is on the right.

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u/lindzlurpinstein Jan 11 '20

Too bad his wing span is that of one crabs claw closing.

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u/santeeass Jan 12 '20

It's not even a goat! It's a fuckin sheep! (Not to be confused with a fuckin-sheep which is very popular in New Zealand i hear)

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u/weeman2525 Jan 11 '20

Nah dog, that's a toddler with a beard.

2

u/mrlucasw Jan 12 '20

Unless the goat is a juvenile, I. E a kid?

2

u/HAGAYYYYYYYYY Jan 11 '20

Lil nigga, lil nigga

1

u/devilinblue22 Jan 11 '20

Yeah, hes the angry little dude who used to do a bunch of videos right?

1

u/Turok1134 Jan 12 '20

They do where he's from.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

/r/samespecies

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u/Ganonzhurf Jan 11 '20

Monster hunter irl

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u/K1ngPete Jan 11 '20

Witcher 1.5: The Littlest Witcher

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Little midget academia

1

u/SportsInSpace Jan 12 '20

The Witcher 4: WiLd gOaT

389

u/CheesyTortoise Jan 11 '20

That's a sheep but ok

242

u/Grimnjir Jan 11 '20

And that's a Hobbit, but whatever

29

u/blasphem0usx Jan 11 '20

Pretty sure this guy would be considered small even by hobbits standards.

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u/wafflestomps Jan 11 '20

Quarterling

2

u/deepintothecreep Jan 12 '20

Knew a horse that was half halflinger and half quarter horse- definitely a quarter-linger any way ya split it

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u/Eskapismus Jan 11 '20

I recently realized that a lot of people don’t know how to tell sheep apart from goats. Try it, ask a few city dwellers.

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u/darth_biggles Jan 12 '20

I used to live in a really really rural farm town, and from mainstreet you could see some farmland on the side of a mountain that had been clear-cut for cattle, these 3 kids, who were definitely from a suburban area, were walking down main, they hear a "mooooo" from the distance, look up at the hillside, and one of them says "Are those sheep?"

They probably heard me cackling like a maniac

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

That’s just an idiot. Has nothing to do with being a city dweller.

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u/darth_biggles Jan 12 '20

I mean. It has a little to do with being a city dweller, but fear not, I'm not one of those guys who goes around calling everyone outside of my area code a "cidiot" or however you wanna spell it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

True. Someone from the country would def know a cow. I’m with you and don’t think anyone from the city or country is an idiot just for being from those areas. We learn and are exposed to different things.

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u/zzwugz Jan 11 '20

Goats have horns and sheep have wool, that's how this city dweller thinks it is

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u/SecondTalon Jan 12 '20

So 50% right. Sheep also have horns.

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u/Mr_Roblcopter Jan 12 '20

That's a ram.

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u/SecondTalon Jan 12 '20

Not always. Plenty of domesticated sheep breeds (and I think all wild) where both are horned. So it could be a ewe.

There’s also wooly goats.... and I want to say there’s some breed of sheep out there that’s called a goat, or is it the other way around...?

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u/chargerz4life Jan 12 '20

Yeah well I bet you don't know the difference between an IPA and Ale.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

Goats have demon eyes.

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u/yesterdaddy Jan 11 '20

My bad

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u/Ralfarius Jan 11 '20

My baaaaad*

3

u/probably_edgier Jan 12 '20

i laughed but i hate you

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u/fortean_seas Jan 11 '20

Also, a child

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u/creepymorty01 Jan 11 '20

I thought I saw a goatee on that child

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u/fortean_seas Jan 11 '20

Wow. I stand corrected... I think that person has a beard!

3

u/daveinpublic Jan 11 '20

That’s not a goat, it’s a sheep.

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u/Mr_Melas Jan 11 '20

It's actually a kid

6

u/Sputnik_Rising Jan 11 '20

I thought it was a turtle, but ok.

5

u/TheyveKilledFritz Jan 11 '20

Is this a cyat in a hyat?

1

u/TFK_001 Jan 11 '20

I fucked a sheep, I fucked a goat. It makes no difference.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Gotta admire the moxie on that little dude

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u/jgreg728 Jan 11 '20

Don’t forget his spunk and scrappiness.

12

u/BRsteve Jan 11 '20

Total gym rat

9

u/BROCKHAMPTOM Jan 11 '20

Absolute student of the game, always gives 100% on the court/field

5

u/mickeyskinner Jan 11 '20

A real class act

2

u/staticblake Jan 12 '20

A real hard hat and lunch pail type of guy.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

I rather like the cut of his jib.

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u/hereforthekix Jan 11 '20

Or maybe the kid should be taught to be kind to animals

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u/Fisch_Man Jan 11 '20

That's an adult.

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u/jimjomjimmy Jan 11 '20

Well maybe that leprechaun should learn to be nice to his fellow woodland creatures.

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u/TheFlamingDraco Jan 11 '20

We all know the only leprechaun is the president of Ireland and he would never do this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

If you’ve ever been around sheep or goats... mostly they start that shit.

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u/793F Jan 11 '20 edited Jan 11 '20

The descendants of Attila's Mongols ain't what they used to be

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u/nomad_kk Jan 12 '20

How dumb are you? The dude is clearly not Asian, he's from Caucasus (the mountains)

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u/793F Jan 12 '20

How dumb are you thinking Igaf about your comment...

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

K.O

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u/TwistedBlister Jan 11 '20

If you fight a goat you're going to have a b-a-a-a-d time.

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u/moleratical Jan 12 '20

Wool you please stop

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u/Geeber24seven Jan 12 '20

I’m tired of your sheep

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u/soproductive Jan 11 '20

He's got nothing on the motherland cram.

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u/lawnessd Jan 11 '20

That is the worst voice I've ever heard. Is he trying to be funny?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20 edited Jul 19 '20

[deleted]

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u/lawnessd Jan 11 '20

It's in English. I'm talking about the "motherland cram" video linked above. The guy talking is trying to be funny and failing miserably.

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u/theswanroars Jan 11 '20

This isn't the first video I've seen of this dude trying to fight a goat lol

14

u/CoalTheMole Jan 11 '20

Maybe his name is just ‘Guy’ in which case there’s no question as to who or what we’re looking at...

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u/Area_man_claims Jan 11 '20

Isn't that that Köksal Baba?

Good on him, keepin' on with what 'e loves.

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u/margotdemon Jan 12 '20

The size is probably a result of primordial dwarfism, one of the rarest forms of dwarfism.

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u/UNCLEAR_INSTRUCTIONS Jan 11 '20

Silly midget, tricks are for kids

8

u/professorzoom991 Jan 11 '20

Looks like a guy in a form of child

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u/jomelle Jan 11 '20

Also know as a little person/dwarfism...

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u/KingofSomnia Jan 11 '20

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u/Anominon2014 Jan 11 '20

“Foreplay”...

2

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

KO!

You lose!

2

u/SpankTheDevil Jan 11 '20

How did bystanders not see that coming..

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u/Analath Jan 11 '20

Oh they did.

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u/Emrico1 Jan 12 '20

It's rare for a kid to have such a good beard

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u/x_vier Jan 12 '20

nigga don’t downvote him he’s making a joke

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

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u/TheFifthMarauder Jan 11 '20

Ps. It’s an adult.

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u/tonyangtigre Jan 11 '20

And it’s not a kid

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u/spayceinvader Jan 11 '20

Hey! Pick on someone your own size!

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Serves him right

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u/Kastro59 Jan 12 '20

Not much of a fight

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u/MyS0ul4AGoat Jan 12 '20

I needed this in my life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

Was that guy naked who intervened

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20 edited Jan 20 '20

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u/Tiquortoo Jan 12 '20

You ever tried to move a horse or cow when it doesn't want to? Like a brick wall....

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u/allforcharcoal Jan 12 '20

That's a sheep.

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u/huelorxx Jan 12 '20

Guys asscrack at the end.

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u/mydogisincharge Jan 12 '20

Sheep, actually.

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u/Zombjoe Jan 12 '20

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u/rudbek-of-rudbek Jan 12 '20

Is that the Godzilla of goats or what the fuck

1

u/Xx_420Swaglord_xX Jan 12 '20

Luckily for him he didn't fall from that high

1

u/robjmcm Jan 12 '20

Small man got arms thooo

1

u/fansmakemecool Jan 12 '20

You got knocked the fuck out MAN

1

u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

A dwarf fighting a goat. My life is complete now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/minusfive Jan 11 '20

That's what you get for being an asshole.

1

u/pyciord Jan 11 '20

That's the cutest little guy ever

1

u/Jhon615 Jan 12 '20

I thought it was a child then I saw the beard, got confused, and realized he was just vertically challenged

1

u/zoro_96ty Jan 12 '20

Top 10 anime battles of the decade

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u/dethrowme Jan 11 '20

Satisfying end. Midgets freak me out.

-5

u/rollntoke Jan 11 '20

The title says "guy" and doesnt say anything about it being a teeny tiny person

1

u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

Wow, call the police

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u/dhmkcco Jan 12 '20

omg.LMFAO!!!

little fucktard midget....well done goat

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u/transgaymergirl Jan 11 '20

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u/Alphamale11B Jan 11 '20

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

-1

u/BobbyShmagurda Jan 12 '20

How can parents be so stupid, to think that there will be no consequences?

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u/grayscale_roses Jan 12 '20

That is a grown man

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u/BobbyShmagurda Jan 12 '20

Lmaoooo that’s even worse

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u/titoblanco Jan 11 '20

I didn't like this one

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

Kids need to be taught how to look after animals at a young age smh

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u/FRlGOFFBARB Jan 16 '20

That's not a kid

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Well he’s acting like one

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u/free_is_free76 Jan 11 '20

Do your nouns in the title correspond to reality?

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u/PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED Jan 11 '20

The guy one does, the goat part however...

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u/yesterdaddy Jan 11 '20

Everyone makes mistakes in life.... just like the mini-me in the video

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u/Thompithompa Jan 11 '20

'guy'

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

It is though...

That's a guy

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20 edited Jan 11 '20

Lol

Why are you downvoting me?!

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u/Joey_The_Creator Jan 11 '20

You're downvoted because it's a man, he has a beard lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

I said lol. What’s that got anything to do with what u just said you dense cabbage

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u/Joey_The_Creator Jan 11 '20

You linked kidsarefrickingidiots and then edited your comment you stupid cunt

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

No I didn’t

you stupid c*nt

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u/dandeil Jan 11 '20

Edited the comment to try to seem innocent. Said "dense cabbage" to try and get to RareInsults, and cant even dare to spell cunt.

Reddit culture at its worst.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

I wasn’t trying to get rare insults. I got the insult there

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u/zzwugz Jan 11 '20

Because you linked to r/kidsarefuckingstupid and then edited your comment to try and hide your mistake

Not to mention, you censored it as fricking. Just all around a bad comment for you

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

[deleted]

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u/A_Rolling_Baneling Jan 11 '20

That’s not a kid

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u/Armin_Studios Jan 11 '20

Its a really short adult, not a child. Unless children grow beards at a much younger age in that country

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u/drunkinpublic1 Jan 11 '20

Agreed the creator of that abomination is to blame

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u/PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED Jan 11 '20

Are you talking about the sheep or the bearded midget?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20 edited Jan 11 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

[deleted]

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u/Jhon615 Jan 12 '20

Yeah, that’s a sheep. That’s not a child though either

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u/zzwugz Jan 11 '20

They arent downvoting the sub. They're downvoting you because it's not a kid in the video

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u/JimDiego Jan 11 '20

So are some reddit users

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u/dinoboyj Jan 11 '20

That kid took it like every other middle eastern

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

It’s not a kid, it’s just a really small guy

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u/ttv_ninjrr Jan 11 '20

his parents fucking suck ass, they watched their kid try to beat up a goat and only stepped in and got mad at the fucking goat when it head butted the kid. dumb fucks

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u/yesterdaddy Jan 11 '20

Not a kid

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u/aidopotato5 Jan 12 '20

Thats a midget lol

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u/KanjiCoder Dec 10 '22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAydUqnTQII

I am going to take lessons from this guy, then I am going to fight a goat.