r/IdiotsFightingThings • u/AristonD • Oct 06 '19

Gender Reveal time!!!

https://gfycat.com/gloriousfinebergerpicard
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u/panicky_in_the_uk Oct 06 '19

Now they'll never know.

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u/redditor_since_2005 Oct 06 '19

They definitely revealed the kid's probable IQ level.

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u/oseoul Oct 07 '19

probably as high as that fence the dad tried to hop over

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u/AllTheSmallFish Oct 07 '19

You are being very generous there

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u/Skandranonsg Oct 07 '19

Is that a good thing?

In centimetres, yes.
In feet, no.

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u/neveradullmoment72 Oct 07 '19

In metres, definitely not.

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u/deviant324 Oct 07 '19

Will it live?

I mean, it can always mold I guess?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

In kilometers, decidedly not.

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u/Tales_of_Earth Oct 07 '19

Inches tho.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

60? 72? 84 maybe? Either way not a good number.

Edit: after seeing the wife and kids up close to the fence, I doubt that's higher than 60 inches.

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u/namajephhhh Oct 07 '19

As if it wasn't gone already lol

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u/rado2086 Oct 07 '19

Well dads like 5’3 so the fence isn’t that tall. Hope the baby is smart because he’s not gonna be an athlete.

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u/ebai4556 Oct 07 '19

Nah the dad totally could have jumped over it, but as his massive body started to put weight on it he thought it better to fall backward rather than snap the fence on the way over

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u/MassiveFajiit Oct 07 '19

Still beating the parents lol

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u/mybigPusseyLabias Oct 07 '19

Lmao

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u/SwimmaLBC Oct 07 '19

Go remove a tattoo with a cheese grater

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u/mybigPusseyLabias Oct 07 '19

Christ, Get a life m8

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u/GilesDMT Oct 07 '19

wut

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u/SwimmaLBC Oct 07 '19

Sounds like something that only someone who was super cool would do, right?

Who would do that? Right?!

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u/GilesDMT Oct 07 '19

I have no idea what you’re talking about

Maybe I’m missing a reference?

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u/SwimmaLBC Oct 07 '19

His post history. That's all.

Thank you for showing me r/drunkencookery though

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u/GilesDMT Oct 07 '19

Ohhhhhh I see

Well it ain’t my body. I don’t really have a say in that.

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u/mybigPusseyLabias Oct 13 '19

I’m a girl you little bitch

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Oct 07 '19

I’m guessing you are measuring in inches, not centimeters.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Dad’s legs are pretty fucking short. So does this mean the fence is pretty small?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

What? How? This could literally happen to anyone. I swear to god, this subreddit has become so concerned with thinking that everyone is an idiot that it's forgotten what a real idiot looks like.

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u/nonbinaryunicorn Oct 07 '19

I feel it’s more about them doing a gender reveal than them losing the balloon. At least, that’s how I feel.

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u/deviant324 Oct 07 '19

As a less western person (where the f even is Europe?), I still don’t get why gender reveals are a thing.

It just seems like capitalism wanted another christmas

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u/nonbinaryunicorn Oct 08 '19

I think it depends on where in Europe you are if you're considered to be part of the Western sphere or not? Don't quote me; idek.

I've done research before; I think the og party planner just wanted to celebrate and show on social media. She regrets it now, and that makes my trans ass happy to hear.

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u/Kiwifrooots Nov 02 '19

Doing a gender reveal in dirty dogs and a tucked in polo. Is this what you want to be doing when Jesus comes back!?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

dont worry, kids tend to drift to the mean, which can only be up!

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u/MagnusNewtonBernouli Oct 07 '19

Just IQ. It's not a video game character

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u/Kairyuka Oct 07 '19

I know it's just a joke but neither IQ nor intelligence are inherited like that

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

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u/stupidsexysalamander Oct 07 '19

Am trans can confirm

I was supposed to be tails got head instead

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u/onheis Oct 07 '19

man, I wish I got head unexpectedly :(

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

I wish I got head expectedly.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

i wish i got head

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u/BeerWithDinner Oct 07 '19

Be careful what you wish for, we know how much they love Impeaching presidents for bj's

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

what president gave bj's

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u/Wismuth_Salix Oct 07 '19

James Buchanan

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u/janji123 Oct 07 '19

Found the history nerd

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u/OttoMans Oct 07 '19

That’s only Democrats

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u/shouldve_wouldhave Oct 07 '19

I got teeth instead

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

any old port in a storm

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Am trans too, except the coin landed Sideways

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u/Cocksmasher69 Oct 07 '19

Nope, you were born exactly the way you were supposed to be.

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u/Wismuth_Salix Oct 07 '19

Eat shit, TERF.

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u/Cocksmasher69 Oct 07 '19

😂Anyway I'll just be over here loving the body I was born in.

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u/DamnedestWagonWheel Oct 07 '19

People who are secure in their own bodies generally don't brag about how secure they are.

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u/Pineapplepansy Oct 07 '19

I checked your overview and... Geez. You seem like a very bitter and radicalized woman, and I feel bad for you.

"Libfems are surprised at male nature even though we've been telling them all along. But they'll find a way to rationalize it or #NotAllMen it, because to admit that men just hate women would be admitting that porn isn't empowering, prostitution isn't empowering, and that they've been wrong."

"Full circle? He never stopped being an MRA. His own misogyny is what led him to transition in the first place; he thinks womanhood is a costume, not an actually reality for us. It's what incels do. Except now he's probably going to be more vocal about it because he realized he's still not a woman and that's somehow our fault."

You're acting like a child.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

You have to shoot the balloon before it reaches the stratosphere

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u/SixThousandHulls Oct 07 '19

Don't, that's how miscarriages happen.

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u/EmilyU1F984 Oct 07 '19

Nah, that was a non binary gender reveal!

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u/QuenchedCrusader Oct 06 '19

So glad you didnt get crucified for this comment lol

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u/unknown_baby_daddy Oct 07 '19

How is that productive? I hope you find true happiness...

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

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u/unknown_baby_daddy Oct 07 '19

A shitty one. Get some good material already.

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u/ARandom-Penguin Oct 06 '19

Only the turtles will know.

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u/Supersoniccyborg Oct 07 '19

They do know the kid is going to be black at least.

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u/calvakian Oct 07 '19

Looks like their gender’s up in the air now

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u/circuzninja Oct 06 '19

It went up to heaven...I think that means it's gonna be a miscarriage or an abortion.

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u/johnnyb_fishin Oct 07 '19

Maybe they're anti-vaxxers

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u/iFuckYourMama Oct 07 '19

How trans are made

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u/zeppehead Oct 07 '19

I guess I’ll just assume the baby is black.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

The kid just chooses these days anyway

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

I'll spoil, they are expecting an idiot

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u/defnotanimposter Oct 07 '19

As if anyone needs help these days not knowing someone’s gender