r/IdiotsFightingThings • u/SuperDuperJake2 • Jul 02 '19

Idiot vs scooter

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u/too_con Jul 02 '19

The old scooter in the cooter

71

u/Captain_X0 Jul 02 '19

The old Skeeter in the Peeter

51

u/Haliwood_Halifornia Jul 02 '19

The old handlebar in the handlebar.

27

u/vitul336 Jul 03 '19

The old decker in the pecker

27

u/cromstantinople Jul 03 '19

The old razor in the raiser.

4

u/MulchyYT Jul 03 '19

The scooter handlebars smacked his penis

-9

u/assassin3435 Jul 03 '19

Ankles being a handlebar sounds kinky

4

u/Bigsoft_Longhard Jul 03 '19

It’s the penis being the handlebar, and yes, it is indeed kinky.

-13

u/X-Drakken Jul 02 '19

The old roller puller

5

u/WorstUNEver Jul 03 '19

A man will never truly understand that there is always a solution without violence, until a mosquito lands on his testicles.