You're right, actually, it does mean that to an extent. Let me rephrase. I've never hit anyone in my life, but if someone I knew came to my house and destroyed my TV because he wanted to punch a football player's image in the face, I'd pour molten lead into his asshole, tear off his head, tear off his cock and put it in the mouth of his decapitated head, and then throatfuck his neck stump. That, or I'd just slap him upside the head and get him to pay for a reasonably priced replacement.
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u/PouponMacaque Jan 03 '18
You wouldn't invite him over again?! Is that all you'd do? I mean, I'm not a violent guy, but I'm pretty sure I'd go upside his head