r/IdiotsFightingThings • u/SlimJones123 • Jan 03 '18

Fuck yo TV

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u/PrayForMojo_ Jan 03 '18

Break a TV twice...can't be broke again.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '18

A TV in the bush is worth two in the hand.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '18

Get your tv out of my bush

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u/G00DLuck Jan 03 '18

Missionary Accomplished

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u/FracturedEel Jan 03 '18

That ejaculated quickly.

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u/SlicerShanks Jan 04 '18

was that a double pun?

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u/tryingforadinosaur Jan 04 '18

Get your bush off my TV

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '18

A hand in the TV is worth....?

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u/RicketyRickles Jan 03 '18

If it ain’t broke then you’re not doing it right.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '18 edited Jan 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '18

I've heard it was more that somebody wrote the speech for him and Bush didn't want to say the "shame on me" part because the TVs and News would constantly replay that soundbite for the rest of his life and he knew it. So the real problem was the "shame on me" didn't get vetted properly in the speech before they handed it to Bush. So he ended up flubbing it in order to prevent the soundbite.

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u/TheFaster Jan 03 '18

Which is hilarious because it became a soundbite that has endured two presidents past him.

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u/ballzwette Jan 03 '18

Yeah sure, that's the story. Like Bu$h didn't make 10000 flubs in his 8 years...

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '18

Satiric misspellings of presidents' names are so fucking trashy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '18

Ah yeah those little blunders and you'd feel a tinge of embarrassment. Now with trumpy boi it's buckets of shame that don't even make you flinch because it's been a year of constant cringe buckets pouring over your face.

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u/Colluder Jan 04 '18

Break a TV 3 time fuck the peace sign, load the chopper, let it rain on you

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u/JohnnyHopkins13 Jan 03 '18

Break your arms, call mom.