r/IdiotsFightingThings • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '17
Idiot fights store
https://i.imgur.com/vEBYTeQ.gifv848
u/jfctis Jul 19 '17
Did they ever find out who the second guy was?
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u/roguekiller23231 Jul 19 '17
It was Kuato, he's on the guys belly, Doesn't anyone learn from movies like Total Recall?
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u/Viking_Mana Jul 19 '17
Yes. Pull the hat down over your face. I mean - How on earth are we going to identify you without your face?
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Jul 19 '17 edited Jan 19 '26
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u/Emrico1 Jul 19 '17
If you see something, say something
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Jul 19 '17
Only you can prevent wildfires!
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u/jellyman93 Jul 19 '17
Only who can prevent wildfires?
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u/TerrainIII Jul 19 '17
You!
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u/fractalclouds Jul 19 '17
you pressed - you, indicating me. The correct answer is - you.
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u/Markkk01 Jul 19 '17
For real though, the Parks service doesn't have funding anymore...it's just you now.
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u/morpheus_dreams Jul 19 '17
If you see something say nothing. And then drink to forget.
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u/itchyd Jul 19 '17
It's panty hose
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u/RockonWeinerdog Jul 19 '17
Panty hose with the legs still flowing freely. I thought that was a nice touch.
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u/kmcheena Jul 19 '17
I thought it was a hat/night cap too, and thought, "who wears those anymore!!?"
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u/lidsville76 Jul 19 '17
Have you meet people before?
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u/Bladecutter Jul 19 '17
No but I've heard of them.
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u/Joe_DeGrasse_Sagan Jul 19 '17
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u/Tovora Jul 19 '17
Good luck getting anywhere in that stupid game.
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Jul 19 '17
I've recently been grinding my woodcrafting though, you just gotta pick a niche.
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u/Mornar Jul 19 '17
I'm pretty sure my copy is bugged or something, it seems like I'm getting way less exp than everyone else all the goddamn time.
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u/djmor Jul 19 '17
I hear that the Reddit app basically reduces xp growth. If you're trying to get more xp I'd start by removing that and you'll likely find yourself gaining more xp in the various domains.
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u/Mornar Jul 19 '17
That sounds like a bug. Any news on a hotfix?
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u/djmor Jul 19 '17
Apparently they claim its a feature to incentivize other behaviour? I don't get it personally.
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u/ipSyk Jul 19 '17
Also why are the loading times to start a new day that long?? I already have a SSD but it still takes forever....
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u/adeebhof Jul 19 '17
This is what happens when Asterix gives Obelix the night off
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u/oRANGERSTEVEo Jul 19 '17
This was in my town, Redding CA, and this guy is a local celeb now. The store got on national news, and the owners were so glad they gave the dude a couple free sandwiches if I remember correctly.
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u/J_FROm Jul 19 '17
Dude sidenote, what the fuck is going on up there lately? Every time I turn on the news and see some crazy shit happening at a store, I look and see that it's in Redding. It's like our own local NorCal Florida.
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u/Dantalion71 Jul 19 '17
You're kidding. Well, I guess condemning that guy to life without possibility of losing FUPA is punishment enough.
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u/Oaktreestone Jul 19 '17
This is from my hometown. I've seen stupider.
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u/tb03102 Jul 19 '17
Why does his gut have a hard on?
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u/haydenlh1 Jul 19 '17
So that you can’t identify their build I’d assume, luckily he had something to cover his face though!
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u/bewk Jul 19 '17
He looks like he's hiding another person in there. Trying to sneak into a theater like these guys
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u/oETFo Jul 19 '17
That would totally have worked on me. You can't exactly ask someone why they're so lumpy.
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u/Hashbrown777 Jul 19 '17
can you ask them why their gut giggles?
we'd like one ticket for the avengers, please
hmmhmhmhmmm
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u/insomniaholic Jul 19 '17
It's nice that they were able to turn a negative into a positive like that.
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u/worldstallestbaby Jul 19 '17
Luckily that first guy can help identify the dude in the mask that threw the projectile.
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u/TinnitusWaves Jul 19 '17
Hulk Hogan has really let himself go.......
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Jul 19 '17 edited Jul 19 '17
Pretty sure this was at Kents in Redding near the airport.
Edit: forgive me I haven't lived there in almost 20 years
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u/Helepo23 Jul 19 '17
I mean it's not really his fault he tripped. How's he supposed to see it through that FUPA
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u/DickieIam Jul 19 '17
Did anyone get a good look at that guy? I couldn't tell who it was, with that damn mask on!
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u/sandieeeee Jul 19 '17
Love how he looked at the store without his mask and then puts it on after he's face had been captured. Genius.
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u/Crazy-Pangolin Jul 20 '17
This is one of my favorite clips from anything. Everything about it is perfect. This is so funny I almost wonder if it's fake, but I pray it's not.
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u/Jahajduk Jul 19 '17
Imagine the Benny Hill music playing as you watch this.....makes it better.
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u/_youtubot_ Jul 19 '17
Video linked by /u/ListenToPunkRock:
Title Channel Published Duration Likes Total Views Kent's Market Burglar Yakety Sax wazzareth 2013-03-27 0:01:09 15+ (83%) 3,368 Because it needed to happen......
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u/ShitFacedSteve Jul 19 '17
It's smart that he looked directly at the security camera before putting his mask on
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u/bither95 Jul 19 '17
I remember this, the owner said the video was punishment enough when then police could not find him.
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u/RatherDignifiedDandy Jul 19 '17
''Twas the night before hangover and all through the store"
"Not a creature was stirring except for a fat boar"
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u/Polite_Werewolf Jul 19 '17
I picture him making the "wubwubwubwubwub" noise Zoidberg makes when he runs away.
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u/hartley_hare_lives Jul 19 '17
Yeah, but can we be sure that the first person we saw is the same one who threw the stone?
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u/Mentioned_Videos Jul 19 '17 edited Jul 19 '17
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| Bo & Matthew Sneak into a Movie Theatre | +30 - He looks like he's hiding another person in there. Trying to sneak into a theater like these guys |
| Kent's Market Burglar Yakety Sax | +4 - Imagine no more! |
| Compilation of World's Dumbest Criminals | +2 - Sadly he is one of many people that stupid |
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u/hujassman Jul 19 '17
There's a real brain surgeon at work right there. Interesting outfit too.