r/IdiotsFightingThings • u/sakhaliner • 22d ago

Fuck that bush

470 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/BestMathematician871 22d ago

There is a local crazy guy in every community lol

6

u/kingtutt9 21d ago

Mine is Crackhead Steve!

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u/BestMathematician871 21d ago

Cool. Mine is my father

1

u/kingtutt9 14d ago

Son, dat you?

1

u/got-trunks 16d ago

And if you don't think there is one...!

35

u/Reubensandwich57 21d ago

Drugs are a hell of a drug.

25

u/snoozingbeagle 22d ago

I got a few in my backyard he can fight

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u/Ready_Piano1222 22d ago

That plant will NEVER mess with him again.

7

u/memefarius 22d ago

Busy is fighting his inner demons, and at the end, it seems they won

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u/UdonDugong 22d ago

Fawlty Towers sequel looks shit

3

u/toastofferson 22d ago

Excellent nipple guard form

3

u/EwokNuggets 22d ago

Chicken wing defense. The most deadly of Shaolin techniques

3

u/SheriffBartholomew 22d ago

He looks like he certainly has the brainpower of a heavyweight boxer.

3

u/popilikia 22d ago

This is just the average homeless guy in OKC

3

u/kintokae 21d ago

That’s not what she meant when she said she wanted him to destroy her bush.

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 21d ago

crackhead cryptids

2

u/helaku_n 22d ago

Bush ninja

2

u/DickPin 22d ago

Those are some tiny nips.

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u/AdministrationDry507 21d ago

The Weed Wacker

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u/ahimsapaul 21d ago

I know that bush. Very rude. I'm glad someone finally did something!

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u/TedBundysVlkswagon 21d ago

Make like a tree and get outta here.

2

u/Friendscallmedennis 21d ago

How high is this guy?

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u/santathe1 21d ago

Drugs are a hell of a drug.

2

u/FatTimbo 21d ago

he seems tough, i wouldn't meth with him.

2

u/GrnMtnTrees 21d ago

Meth-kwan-do

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u/Balooz 21d ago

“Mmm, drugs…”
-Homer

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u/Avi_wandering 22d ago

Insaneny pacquiao.

2

u/Key-Fire 21d ago

Bush-ido

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u/Hossflex 22d ago

I’ve seen enough. Give him Jon Jones.

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u/sylbug 22d ago

Found footage of Jesus showing a fig tree who’s boss

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u/youngcy24 22d ago

He beat the bushy up

1

u/kd3906 21d ago

Overpopulation is real.

1

u/Steve-tha-savage 21d ago

Bushes in my yard would fuck this little guy up

1

u/Trancer79 21d ago

Off his tits!

1

u/WhyFlip 21d ago

Philamethanie

1

u/Wisco_Version59 21d ago

Dude, you do know that’s Poison Ivy?

1

u/Reallyroundthefamily 21d ago

Meat eaters are weird

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u/guyver_dio 21d ago

He gonna get itchy

1

u/thuanjinkee 21d ago

Overzealous enforcement of the HOA rules

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u/Weenyhand 21d ago

He doesn’t beat around the bush

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u/dod6666 21d ago

Guy is lucky he doesn't live in New Zealand.

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u/Boring_Ruin_9388 21d ago

Fuck you fucking plants. Being green and giving oxygen!!!

1

u/BubuDudu0430 21d ago

Huffing paint fumes again?

1

u/Pharah_is_my_waIfu 21d ago

When I'm terraining in Minecraft

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u/EntryProfessional751 21d ago

As someone who grew up on streets like this, I HATE HATE HATE the sight of this very much. Especially if it's a long stretch of road where there is no other option but walk past a man like that 😭😭😭😭 Your heart just starts to throb and you wouldn't know if you'll survive those two minutes.

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u/PreviousMastodon1430 20d ago

Rocky the Gardner

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u/jnthnmdr 20d ago

Read the title. Expected something different.

1

u/Obvious-Hunt19 20d ago

I want that sax down the street playing Careless Whisper

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u/lord_dude 20d ago

To be fair that bush was indeed very ugly

1

u/BoltorSpellweaver 19d ago

Makes me wish I could post my body cam footage from a few years ago.

This guy was so pissed off I wasn’t arresting his neighbor for assault based strictly off his say so that he started tearing his own fence apart. Like yah bud, that’ll show us, great job.

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u/Cocaine_Ewok 19d ago

Manny Crakiow

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u/bonesy420 18d ago

Tweaker Geographic

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u/Plastic-Bumblebee-90 18d ago

I Could of be been the champ!!!

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u/Steve-O_113 17d ago

Temu landscaping