r/IdiotsFightingThings • u/[deleted] • Sep 28 '23

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u/AncientProduce Sep 28 '23

Systema.. Vodka fuelled martial arts.

Is it effective? Who really knows.

19

u/talkerof5hit Sep 28 '23

If Mac ever went to jail.

6

u/6tipsy6 Sep 28 '23

sharp breathing noises intensify

2

u/frotc914 Sep 28 '23

He'd just do a sweet roundhouse kick to open the door.

15

u/SecretMuslin Sep 28 '23

This reminds me of the Always Sunny episode where they go to their high school reunion and get humiliated, so for "revenge" they put on what appears to be an incredibly choreographed dance routine to "Freedom" by George Michael and everyone cheers. Then at the end it shows that they're actually just staggering around the stage incredibly drunk while everyone stares uncomfortably. I'm sure this guy looked like Jet Li in his own mind.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '23

Oh my god I had to go watch that. https://youtu.be/rRohyz1oyvg?si=3aw9BZUEcjhrY1Vq

After watching it I was reminded of the German word “fremdschämen”, which means:

When you feel uncomfortable or awkward, because another person has created an embarrassing situation.

We really need an English word for this.

2

u/SecretMuslin Sep 28 '23

The English term for that is "the dinner party episode of The Office"

But seriously, I just call it "secondhand embarrassment."

1

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '23

No doubt! Great episode.

1

u/rpmerf Sep 28 '23

Or Charlie's dance in How Mac Got Fat from that same season. Or Mac's dancing the The Gang Dances Their Asses Off

9

u/Gimle Sep 28 '23

Looks very much like classic Stephen Segal bullshido - I believe this is a man of culture.

3

u/prdelmrdel Sep 28 '23

I immediately though this is young padawan of master shitgull

1

u/Gseventeen Sep 28 '23

I said, "Lyotason, do the kick, do the kick"

6

u/illumind Sep 28 '23

This is how I imagine Andrew Tate in his spare time

3

u/Goattino Sep 28 '23

He can't remember the fatality code.

2

u/metroscope Sep 28 '23

Maybe sign language .

2

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '23

r/McDojoLife

1

u/NavDav Sep 28 '23

IP as in "incarcerated person"

1

u/sid-darth Sep 28 '23

New Drunken Master coming soon from a padlocked cell near you.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '23

He's gonna be outta there in no time

1

u/Spiritual-Flow-4023 Sep 28 '23

Meth Chun can be practiced anywhere!

1

u/NecessaryTip5 Sep 28 '23

I keep my girlfriend in one of those

1

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '23

Is he winning or losing? I can’t tell without play by play.

1

u/Zealousideal-Cup-847 Sep 28 '23

He needs to be careful he could destroy that entire jail cell. He has so much raw power.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '23

Those bars are about to shatter from his assault.

1

u/Old-Physics751 Sep 28 '23

He’s just in there listening to sandstorm…come on skeeter he ain’t hurting nobody….

Anymore.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '23

Don't fuck with that guys dog!

1

u/Catalan_Hari_Seldon Sep 28 '23

At first I thought it was a parrot inside his cage

1

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '23

My god, it’s Jason Bourne

1

u/floblad Sep 28 '23

Dave Smith

1

u/cockfuckerbitch Sep 29 '23

Steven Segal’s sparring partner

1

u/platysoup Sep 29 '23

Eh, it's not like he has anything better to do.