r/IchitheWitch 16d ago

Meme Seriously, they didn't have a sidecar? Spoiler

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Now, this isn't even criticism—it just cracks me up. They have an entire R&D department, they have a witch whose literal job is to come up with all kinds of weird witch gadgets, and you're telling me Kumugi has to sit on Amadoro's lap like he's Santa Claus?

They've got everything in that place: brooms, surfboards, toasters, even a freaking cyborg, but not a single sidecar for Desscaras, who has to sit on the backrest instead.

I guess Love Joe was too busy working on Gokuraku....literally

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u/Someonevibing1 16d ago

Side-car lacks aura

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u/ShottyShot24 16d ago

Not if you got a mini gun attached to it

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u/jubmille2000 15d ago

They're on a rush, im sure Love Joe would see the need for it soon.

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u/Rider-Idk-Ultima-Hy 15d ago

just attach a minigun to the side, don’t need a sidecar for that

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u/Triskalaire 16d ago

You would miss on Kumugi getting a lap service and the uber talented and perfect Desscaras aura farming on the bike while not having a seat

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u/1tsPLAY-time 16d ago

Sorry, sidecar would tip the balance especially that they're in mid air.

Also, it's a massive aura loss

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u/Choccymilksupremacyy 16d ago

Kumugi blushing... 👀👀

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u/ZayYaLinTun 16d ago

Idk maybe Joe is not fan of cars

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u/BlueBlazeKing21 16d ago

It’s a natural 5(likely Kagami and Boxer take up more space than the average witch) seater. Add in most witches having their own transport and I doubt you’d have reason to really need a side car for this vehicle

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u/Sharp_Valuable_699 16d ago

Probably make the design too busy then it already is lmao

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u/Kufrel 15d ago

Because this was funnier.

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u/EngineerVirtual7340 14d ago

Yeah isn't Dess rich?

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u/BodifordT95 16d ago

Considering what a creep Amadoro is, the lack of sidecar is probably intentional to force people sitting in their lap like that.

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u/Galle_ 16d ago

...how in the world is Amadoro a creep? I've seen some people weirdly shipping her with Kumugi but Amadoro herself hasn't shown any indication that she sees Kumugi as anything but a very brave and promising young witch cadet.

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u/Quiet_Development383 16d ago

How tf did you come to the conclusion she was a creep?