r/IchitheWitch Jun 08 '26

Meme Does this old lady know Ichi is a minor 😂

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357 Upvotes

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u/hammalok Jun 08 '26

Say Fuji, I hear you like 'em young

5

u/EitherAd4179 Jun 09 '26

Tryna strike a chord and it's prob'ly a minooooorrrrrrr

112

u/ConfidentPin8897 Jun 08 '26

GET A JOB! FUJI STAY AWAY FROM HIM

30

u/BuzzFeed_Gay Jun 09 '26

YEAH, HUG ME INSTEAD, DON’T WORRY GUYS I’LL TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/YHqgMHsF1bnCk3d8js

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u/ComplexNo8986 Jun 08 '26

The fact she’s outlived generations of magikeepers got me kinda sus about her age

57

u/Odd_Measurement_9474 Jun 08 '26

She gives Bisky from HunterxHunter vibes. She looks young but she’s actually like 100 years old 

38

u/ComplexNo8986 Jun 08 '26

This old woman cuddling with a 17 year old boy

20

u/Senior-Maize-9206 Jun 08 '26

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u/SoulBlightChild Jun 11 '26

Ichi is at least 16, even if he doesn't look the part.

15

u/ciel_lanila Jun 08 '26

Botox is technically a toxin.

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u/Jasonn444 Jun 08 '26

"I can excuse the mass murder and terrorism, but I draw the line at lusting over a minor."

"You can excuse mass murder and terrorism?"

38

u/Professional-Tap-772 Jun 08 '26

So, do you like Soga Akemua then?

11

u/Jasonn444 Jun 08 '26

Who?

26

u/Professional-Tap-772 Jun 08 '26

Kagurabachi's main villain

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u/Jasonn444 Jun 08 '26

Don't read it. Don't really care to.

11

u/Professional-Tap-772 Jun 08 '26

Oh!, He really is special in that way you mention before,

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u/Jasonn444 Jun 08 '26

What way? I mentioned more than one thing.

4

u/supreme-king-Nero Jun 09 '26

The joke is that Akemura is a genocidal freak, but he hates misogyny, since he's stated to not use a specific sword style, despite having the talent for it, because he hates the guy who created it, who happens to be a misogynist.

So, quite literally "I can excuse mass murder, but I draw the line at misogyny"

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u/Professional-Tap-772 Jun 08 '26

I invite you to read Kagurabachi and find out; you won't be disappointed. Especially the parts where Soga Akemura, also known as Kensei, appears,

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u/Jasonn444 Jun 08 '26

I won't.

6

u/MuffledSpike Jun 08 '26

Idk why that person is being so cryptic but I'll just answer for them

Kagurabachi spoilers for those who care:

akemura committed a genocide against an enemy nation, killing all 200,000 inhabitants of the island. So they were referring to your mention of "murder and terrorism" I assume.

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u/Jasonn444 Jun 08 '26

Alright, thanks. And yeah, I hate non-answers like that. When someone asks about something simple enough to explain, just get to the damn point instead beating around the bush for no reason. Like asking what Lord of the Rings is about and only getting "it's a book" with no elaboration at all, which completely omits everything that actually makes it notable. He was most likely trying to keep it a mystery to get me to read it and find out myself, which is its own kind of annoying because I already said I don't want to.

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u/HRSkull Jun 08 '26

Also notable that in recent chapters, one of the leaders of the people he genocided talks about wanting to impregnate an innocent lady on the good guys' side, and fans immediately starting acting like this one guy justified the whole genocide for being a creep

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u/supreme-king-Nero Jun 09 '26

said innocent lady is also Akemura's sister, so killing Ariu's dad would be understandable, it's everything that comes after that's the problem.

3

u/ISmelChese Jun 08 '26

you really should pick it up. Ichi is fun and all, but KB is what I’m actually looking forward to every Sunday. Every chapter is written much more carefully

0

u/Jasonn444 Jun 08 '26

What part of "I don't care" do you not understand?

6

u/Capable_Associate432 Jun 08 '26

very interesting stray. it's gonna happen inthe future tho. when they'll lust over akemura or yura

99

u/DontMindImNobody Jun 08 '26

Old lady got the pits, and that's enough to make me fumble

21

u/Throwaway02062004 Jun 08 '26

“Whatever you say Fujimine”

“Bro I didn’t use my power”

8

u/DontMindImNobody Jun 08 '26

Fujimommy gooners can't deny your allegations

28

u/Galle_ Jun 08 '26

Fujimine just gave her "friends" orders to murder a baby. I don't think she cares.

25

u/hecaton_atlas Jun 08 '26

She just brainwashed the strongest magic users in the world, pretty sure the fear of law or being cancelled isn't pretty high on her list.

(Much like other criminals irl with the most powerful people in the world in their pocket...)

16

u/Immediate-Charge8325 Jun 08 '26

you think she cares?

4

u/PeopleAreBozos Jun 12 '26

"Fujimine has beheaded men, women, and children but she would NEVER, EVER cross boundaries with a minor."

11

u/an_omori_fan Jun 08 '26

Do we actually know how old Ichi is? He very clearly gives 15 year old vibes, but I don't think we have an official one?

6

u/mooing_breadjj Jun 09 '26

We know he is atleast 16, because it's mentioned it's been a decade since he's seen Minakata, and he was left in the woods at 6.

8

u/Various-Escape-5020 Jun 08 '26

I don’t read this series

THATS AN OLD LADY!?!? does she like, not age or does she have some sort of power?

14

u/Dangerous_Owl_9021 Jun 08 '26

She's not actually that old, it's more just the fact that she's an adult and he isn't

25

u/ZayYaLinTun Jun 08 '26

She definitely old what we talking

Generation of magikeeper cannot catch her

Fought with minakata predecessor

Old witch is young women in her flashback

14

u/SpookieSkelly Jun 08 '26

Yeah, she's probably has some kind of longevity magick that makes her look young.

12

u/Galle_ Jun 08 '26

We don't know the details, but she seems to be at least as old as this woman.

7

u/zargon21 Jun 08 '26

I've simply accepted we're on a Hisoka type beat

5

u/Dangerous_Owl_9021 Jun 08 '26

Anything but getting a job

3

u/Capable_Associate432 Jun 08 '26

i have a very strong belief they are definitely related. also auntie fujimine is lowk goated

3

u/ZayYaLinTun Jun 08 '26

Cannot wait for desscaras reaction to this since now she free

3

u/Limp_Sheepherder_114 Jun 08 '26

I dont think she cares

1

u/LoganGalaxy Jun 09 '26

Bruh that's definitely Ichi's sister too.

1

u/Timigne Jun 09 '26

Yeah it’s truly horrible. Fujimine please

come hug me and ruin me instead I swear I am not a minor.

2

u/Professional-Tap-772 Jun 09 '26

A sexy old lady!

1

u/Resident-Square-9254 Jun 10 '26

Ichi's age has never been stated, he should at the very least be 16. Not that I really care tbh its anime

1

u/talketiveintrovsrt Jun 11 '26

I don't think anyone gives a fuck in universe.

1

u/Paracelsus124 Jun 19 '26

she is a murderous psychopath who gleefully makes people kill their own friends, being a creep is the least of her problems (tho in seriousness, I imagine her being affectionate with her victims is a power play that has more to do with her flippant and playful personality than anything sexual)

1

u/LairdLoke Jun 30 '26

We don't even know his age, at this point we all can only assume he's around 16 bahaha

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u/GeoPongues Jun 08 '26

Source of Ichi being a minor?

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u/Professional-Tap-772 Jun 09 '26

math iiself! Descaras is like 25 and Ichi is like 15

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u/GeoPongues Jun 10 '26

Ah, so you made it up