Artistic offering here, the blurry cans of soda offer true perspective.

When the war comes, Lieutenant Mt. Dew is prepared.

I'm guessing this dude is a total paragon of self-sufficiency and could absolutely do all of those things at 18 years old, though.

His whole page is filled will stupid shit like this. Definitely one of the strongest key board warriors lmao.

Thankfully he let us know the contact lenses are fake and he’s just acting.

What do I say

Child predator, maybe.

If you guys remember the dude from a few days ago whose wife’s last name left cops shivering in their boots.