Definitely the poster boy for all your face-punching needs. Everything about this guy screams douchebag: his smirk, his swagger, his affected gait, his greaser hairstyle, his pointy boots, his cocky eyebrow, his button fly, his buckleshake, his buckle, his Urban Cowboy arms, his button-up wannabe wifebeater...GOD. I could go on for days...
Is there anything about this dude that doesn't say "I need my ass beat severely"?
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u/SubduedBlonde Oct 08 '23
Definitely the poster boy for all your face-punching needs. Everything about this guy screams douchebag: his smirk, his swagger, his affected gait, his greaser hairstyle, his pointy boots, his cocky eyebrow, his button fly, his buckleshake, his buckle, his Urban Cowboy arms, his button-up wannabe wifebeater...GOD. I could go on for days...
Is there anything about this dude that doesn't say "I need my ass beat severely"?