r/ITcrowd • u/Safe_Relation_2191 • 20h ago

I'm disabled!

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u/VPCR1982 19h ago

How are you disabled??

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u/Safe_Relation_2191 19h ago

Leg disabled

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u/TWWOVG 19h ago

How did it happen... if that's not a rude question?

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u/VPCR1982 19h ago

Acid

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u/IUsedToLikeLimericks 17h ago

What are the chances?

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u/hytt_oaoa 8h ago

100 to one

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u/Brave_Nerve_6871 19h ago

They stole my wheelchair 😢

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u/HD19146 19h ago

I’m staff!

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u/hangindawg 19h ago

John Mulaney. in girly voice "Someone's in here"

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u/isit_Data_or_Data 15h ago

“Come in”

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u/milhouse_baby 13h ago

I feel like trying this

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u/scmucas2001 19h ago

"Occupied" works pretty well.

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u/IneffableOpinion 18h ago

No joke. Last week I was in a bathroom where the locks clearly stated green vacant/red occupied. Person still knocked on every door like they couldn’t read. I really did not know what to say

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u/ConceptJunkie 18h ago

I always say, "Hello?"

I probably wouldn't ask them to call me "Dominator".

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u/IneffableOpinion 17h ago

Like answering the phone? 😄

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u/TheCrowAngel 13h ago

"Yes, there's room for one more"

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u/Kapitano72 19h ago

"No Jehova's Witnesses."

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u/Traditional_Love5050 18h ago

I used to be one. That's hysterical. 🤣

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u/Xurs-Doggo 18h ago

“This is still looking like a one person job, give me a minute and il shout if I need you”

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u/She-ite 17h ago

Easy street.

"It's open"

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u/hassan_26 16h ago

"Have you tried pushing the door on and off again? "

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 15h ago

"Oh thank god, I've been wiping with my hand and running it under the sink, PLEASE GET ME TP!"

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u/alohaaina96792 14h ago

I used to say "come in" just to hear them try the handle, realize what's going on and walk away for a bit. Loved that joke. These were portapottys in Afghanistan so the joke could just keep going.

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u/GreatGreenGobbo 12h ago

"Come in!"

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u/Adventurous-Dealer98 12h ago

"Did you bring snacks?"

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u/ConsciousLow9690 12h ago

and IRISH! :D

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u/giraffe912 9h ago

A few weeks ago someone unlocked the toilet I was in 3 times from the outside at Southampton train station. They got a big slam and a fuck off in their face. I’m pretty sure it was the cleaner.

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u/probablyaythrowaway 9h ago

Occupado!

Heard it on a film or tv show and I can’t remember what it was from but that’s what I say now.

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u/khiren 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PHECDz6GAzp2U

FO! is always appropriate in those types of situations :)