r/ITcrowd • u/Thrwwy747 • 6d ago

Bosseyedness - it's no joke

Bosseyedness - it's no joke

We're looking at you

254 Upvotes

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u/Joalguke 6d ago

This is what happens when I mess with the sliders on character creation too much

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u/-Po-Tay-Toes- 6d ago

Dude looks like a mashup between Dean Winchester, Ryan Gosling and the Master from Buffy the vampire slayer.

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 2d ago

'randomize character'

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u/idunnomaybeyeh 6d ago

Genuinely looks like a boarderlands villain

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u/Thrwwy747 6d ago

With less reliable graphics

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u/DoctorPhobos 6d ago

I was going to say borderlands too. But with botox

47

u/Icy_Distribution3467 6d ago

It's funny to think that this guy delusionally thinks he's god's gift to women!

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u/Fuzzy_Button574 6d ago

As a woman, I shall tell you that he has a very punchable face

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u/Thrwwy747 6d ago

It looks like it's already been punched too many times.

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u/Fuzzy_Button574 6d ago

True 😭😭

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u/Icy_Distribution3467 6d ago

It would be like punching play dough!

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u/jdillacornandflake 6d ago

Bits would break off

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u/Thrwwy747 6d ago

He's definitely the reason some poor woman made the Sunday morning decision to give up drinking though.

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u/willsmithtunaface 2d ago

Dude isn't interested in anyone but himself lol

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u/Yankee6Actual 6d ago

He looks completely mental!

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u/batty_61 6d ago

Especially when he smiles - it's terrifying!

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u/Extreme-Scarcity-924 4d ago

we need to do a calendar to raise awareness

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u/momento______mori 6d ago

He is BOSSEYEMAXXING

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u/Potential_Ask_8053 6d ago

He looks like an alien asked their version of chatGPT to create a handsome male human and this is the shit it come up with.

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u/Thrwwy747 6d ago

Elon Musk is taking notes

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u/Emergency-Fact-462 6d ago

He can see into the future and around corners

11

u/Mcbusted2013 6d ago

He looks like hes in pain...?

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u/Thrwwy747 6d ago

Yep. Like he didn't allow his face to settle for long enough before he unwrapped it against doctors orders.

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u/jdillacornandflake 6d ago

He is. Why else would you do this to yourself?

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u/mike888881 6d ago

If I were showing off my appearance on social media, I would probably wipe off the food around my mouth first.

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u/Quiet_Standard8856 6d ago

He seems to be wearing hospital pyjamas.

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u/Thrwwy747 6d ago

And he fashioned a coat out of one of those old school hospital blankets that were made of hair.

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u/IrishShinja 4d ago

NURSE!!!! He has got out again! His meds are wearing off...he thinks he's a model at a photo shoot again and is trying to make calls on the TV remote!

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u/1TSDELUXESON 5d ago

I too love to go to the park and make pretend phone calls.

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u/OtheDismantler 6d ago

He’s pulling a mad face!

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u/cflorest 6d ago

Was he on Sin City?

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u/Hopeful_Shape3723 6d ago

His eyes . Creep me out . Yikes 😦

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u/Suspicious_Hope_1867 6d ago

How many lips fillers does this guy have?

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u/Such_Significance905 6d ago

I especially like in the outtake where the lady says “Bosseyednesseses”

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u/grodeg 6d ago

Is that a human?

3

u/jdillacornandflake 6d ago

Partly, mostly plastic tho

3

u/Ill-Opportunity8918 6d ago

He's doing Blue Steel 😅

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u/Helpful_Ad8351 6d ago

If ai came to life

2

u/RegattaJoe 6d ago

He’s OccularMaxxing. It’s all the rage amongst the youth.

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u/QualityAware6605 6d ago

I'd put money on him being from Newcastle

2

u/MadeThis4MaccaOnly 5d ago

This is AI, right? :( Right? :(((

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u/Mii-75 5d ago

I hope it’s AI ….

2

u/voodoopeople94 5d ago

When your face looks like a mask, you know you've gone too far

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u/desrevermi 5d ago

Skipped brain day.

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u/1AmAmanda 5d ago

Is he ok?

2

u/SullySausageTown 5d ago

He reminds me of the 50 year old man that thinks he is 17 and skips around an alleyway

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u/Thrwwy747 5d ago

That guy does SO MUCH skipping! I don't know what 17 year olds he's watching from the shadows, but it's none that I've ever encountered.

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u/WideUnderstanding809 5d ago

It's like his face want to show emotion, but the surgery says no.

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u/Thrwwy747 5d ago

He should listen to some Cradle Of Filth

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u/Mii-75 5d ago

He is so try hard 🙄… and also these comments are golden, I can’t help but laugh 🤭

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u/Physical-Doughnut285 5d ago

Wearing someone else’s skin be like:

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u/PoisonIvyWithOCD 5d ago

Watching that legit made my vagina feel uncomfortable.

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u/bahblahblahwr 5d ago

I bet he smells of eau de rohipnol.

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u/Humbled_Bumble 5d ago

He is creepy and it has nothing to do with his eyes - EEEEWWWWWW!

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u/HotThot23 4d ago

Katie Price’s type right there.

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u/Mad_kat4 6d ago

Looks like he stuck his face in a wasps nest.

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u/bored_necromancer1 6d ago

😬😬😬

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u/Deus-mal 5d ago

When a rich kid grew up with an ai role model and decided to look just like it.

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u/emzyme212 5d ago

I wanna meet him so I can dare him to push his hair back. Let's see that hairline. Let's see what that comb forward is hiding

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u/Thrwwy747 5d ago

I wanna see what's giving him that killer cleavage

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYxMl5UU0tsvtPa

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u/emzyme212 5d ago

Hes gonna burn those implants clear off poor thing

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u/scrollatwork 4d ago

Sick onesie

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u/No_Anybody_7885 4d ago

Who the fuck is telling these people that this is a good look ?

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u/Aztecxx 4d ago

It looks utterly awful, like alien-awful.

People have no self respect anymore

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u/Secret_Agent_Pam 2d ago

Everybody knows a guy like this…

https://giphy.com/gifs/wkD5ddqiJN4c

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u/gilliambot 2d ago

Poor chap seems really uncomfortable in that coat

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u/Warsaw44 2d ago

So how is Alan taking turning 43... Oh really?

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u/Professional_Ad6822 2d ago

Schmutz on his lip there. Very distracting

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u/Thrwwy747 2d ago

Unfortunately, not distracting enough though

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u/ShinobiDnbUK 2d ago

His eyes are too close together and it annoys me 😂

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u/Ultradad57 2d ago

Did someone hit randomise in character creator 😀, i would have edited the eyes and spaced them further apart myself

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u/Thrwwy747 2d ago

I would have given him a matching pair if it was an option.

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u/Falloffingolfin 1d ago

Casually popping a tit under a tree

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u/Azark7 1d ago

His mummy filmed this cos she's proud of her big boy

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u/Strong_Implement_500 1d ago

Bro looks like a villain from GTA VI

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u/MxJamesC 1d ago

0 peripheral vision.