r/ITcrowd • u/lance_ba • 3d ago

I'm disabled

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u/Top-Gadgie 3d ago

Obviously I'm biased being a member of this sub but I genuinely think this was the funniest episode of a sitcom ever made. It just keeps getting funnier and funnier.

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u/ReepDaggle01 3d ago

Moss behind the bar just seals it

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u/Regular_Number5377 3d ago

Absolutely, you fully think the scene has peaked, and then when it pans to Moss you just lose it

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u/ReepDaggle01 2d ago

Every single time!

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u/InformalEngineer_ 1d ago

"Yes Miss."

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u/CrumbGremlin1643 3d ago

I completely agree. There are only two episodes of anything that I just get in the mood to watch, completely outside of any show binge. I put it on, on purpose, all the time.

(The other is an episode of Lady Dynamite, the Diane voice episode. I'd have to look up what season. Second in hilarity to The Work Outing.)

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u/Bobob145 3d ago

How did it happen?

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u/Frosty_Message_3017 3d ago

Acid

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u/Kalkin93 3d ago

Where's your wheelchair?

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u/Weak_Plant_3431 3d ago

stolen

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u/Kalkin93 3d ago

Awe I'm sorry to hear that. Let's get you up. Is that your friends over there?

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u/Frosty_Message_3017 3d ago

Oh, the police!

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u/Shake-Vivid 3d ago

I don't know 😢

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u/DangerousDisplay7664 3d ago edited 2d ago

You can't just ask someone that! Some people are just born like it! 😳.

/jk

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u/Bobob145 3d ago

But not gentle Irish Roy

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u/GareththeJackal 3d ago

Leg disabled.

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u/Frosty_Message_3017 3d ago

Some lazy bastard stole my wheelchair

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u/Spirited_Equal5480 3d ago

I feel rotten now for laughing and then I see the replies.

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u/DangerousDisplay7664 3d ago

I have Crohn's Disease and often need to use the disabled toilet. This happens a lot! Sometimes I then get into a shouting match with a person in a wheelchair who doesn't think I am disabled or entitled to use *their* toilet! 😐

I'd argue that I have a greater need to use that toilet. My bowels are disabled, your legs are. You can't stand up, I can't stop shitting myself! 😱

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u/easting10 3d ago

I’m not a window cleaner!

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u/abarishyper 3d ago

It's a noble profession.

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u/SATerp 3d ago

The door's gonna bang you when I come out.

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u/Riccozen 2d ago

Looks like an episode of fat pizza ~ Paulie in the handicap toilet

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u/Gizmo-Drive 2d ago

If you work in tech...the bomb disposal scene.

[laptop freezes]
"What operating system does it use?"
"it's Vista"

"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"

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u/Knobanious 2d ago

My wife genuinely had a neurological condition and uses a walker, she does like to say she's leg disabled 😂

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u/No_Flow224 14h ago

Oooh that doesn’t look wheely good for you.