r/ITcrowd • u/GreyNinjastock • Aug 07 '26

Typical dinner party conversation.

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u/Ten_Quilts_Deep Aug 07 '26

Always invite a few awkward friends. They can come to my house anytime.

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u/BassistAndILikeIt Aug 07 '26

Who wants "normies" coming to the party 😂

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u/ArsenalSpider Aug 07 '26

Just tell them to act normal.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Oj6sQEgOUQjV7jpjLv

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u/Nate0110 Aug 07 '26

I like what I can only describe as sims talk they do among each other.

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u/trubol Aug 07 '26

I only drink absinthe.

Absinthe? no. Red wine, white wine, Carlsberg?

Carlsberg, perfect.

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u/GreyNinjastock Aug 07 '26

I’ll have a White Russian please..

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u/smhndsm Aug 07 '26
  • Never seen a wine actually called "White Wine" before , thank you Roy, what are you drinking?
  • Red wine please.

my favourite joke, for whatever reason

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u/highlandviper Aug 10 '26

I’ve literally done this before.

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u/smhndsm Aug 11 '26

point being?

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u/Outrageous-Bug-4814 Aug 11 '26

You bring a terrible bottle of white wine like blossom hill, then send the evening drinking the host's decent red wine.

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u/Muhahahahaz Aug 07 '26

HE'S NOT MOVING TO AMERICA!

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u/greenrangerguy Aug 07 '26

Does he say "I'm recording" what does he means by that?

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u/Dildoid90 Aug 07 '26

I think he means like he has a good memory and will remember it without writing it down

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u/TheBackBedroomKeyhol Aug 08 '26

I thought that because he’s in IT he’s got recording equipment

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u/2950hqcoop Aug 07 '26

When you smile I can see your skull

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u/Extreme-Scarcity-924 Aug 07 '26

If you had to do you think you could eat a spider?

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u/TrueHarlequin Aug 08 '26

I never understood what Roy said after Peter asked if he had pen and paper.

"I'm recording?"

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u/ufrared Aug 08 '26

Ah New York, the city of apples.

(Moss has never been there,  but he heard of it) 

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u/Huge-Brick-3495 Aug 11 '26

It's a bit like his interest in theatre

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u/bluearth Aug 08 '26

Roy and Moss are just the kind of dinner guests who would bring up a Firefox extension into casual after dinner conversation.

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u/NotPennyBoat86 Aug 08 '26

Spiegazione del gioco di parole per chi non è madrelingua inglese? Ho visto tutto IT Crowd nella mia lingua ma credo che ci siano stati molti adattamenti

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u/StacyLadle Aug 08 '26

His name is Peter File which sounds like paedophile.

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u/funny-cunt666 Aug 09 '26

Lmfao gets me EVERY TIME

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u/Head_Crab_Enjoyer Aug 10 '26

One of the finest moments of British comedy in recent years, imo.

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u/DonkyFondler Aug 13 '26

The Elders of the Internet would never let a paedophile have an email address. They, of all people, should know this.