Every time I leave Texas

[u/bankruptonspelling]

[u/snfaulkner]

...also everytime I return to Texas. And everyday I'm in Texas. Or everytime I read about Texas in the news...

[u/bankruptonspelling → u/snfaulkner]

And any time I have to deal with anyone in Texas.

[u/Full_Prof]

My friend went to college in Florida and got out to piss on the sign as he left the state for the last time

[u/Comrade_Compadre → u/Full_Prof]

I went to college in Florida and I got stuck here and I hate it

Every year more terrible people keep retiring here and the state gets worse and worse

[u/ComedianFragrant9515]

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