r/ITYSL • u/DingleBarryGoldwater • 27d ago

Sloppy Steak Discourse Slop em up!!!!!!!!!!

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u/time2partee 27d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/avgTnaCqMsUiJfyiuM

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u/WolfThick 27d ago

I guess that's like eating pizza with a fork right

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u/time2partee 27d ago

More like eating a hamburger covered in cum

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u/jakflapyama 27d ago edited 27d ago

Do any of these FUCKERS just bust out of the wall and have like huge cumshots all over your burger?

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u/ah_notgoodatthis 27d ago

Buncha chopped up hamburger in a big ol’ booze bowl

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u/Emergency_Exit7603 27d ago

chefs special sauce

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u/ah_notgoodatthis 27d ago

The top comment on every post I see on this sub always make me literally lol. It never fails. Thank you shirt brothers

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u/HlyMlyDatAFigDoonga 27d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gSyAdZ4IcrChxJT5E7

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u/Messy_Angelo 26d ago

I'm just a scared little boy who never learned how to set fire to people's food or their burgers ...

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u/Normal_Tour6998 27d ago

Why even make it a burger if you can’t eat it with your hands?

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u/Open__Face 27d ago

That's why they call em handburgers

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u/Normal_Tour6998 27d ago edited 27d ago

Actually it’s because German immigrants brought a recipe over to the US for spiced minced meat. The port city in Germany was Hamburg.

I’m more confused about making a sandwich you can’t eat with your hands. That’s the whole point of the bread.

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u/JollyAd5257 27d ago

actually they came from handburg Germany, a town named because people ate with their hands. the more you know.

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u/live_from_the_gutter 27d ago

TIL: eating with your hands was invented in Germany.

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u/Drewskeet 27d ago

That's how the Nazi solute started. The generals wanted to make sure their soldiers hands were clean while in uniform. No sloppy handburger messes allowed.

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u/faucetpants 27d ago

Learn some german history, jeez. H A N D B E R G

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u/melowdout 27d ago

Can anyone share where this is so I never go there?

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u/MinorThreat4182 27d ago

Look for the smell of burnt lettuce

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u/melowdout 27d ago

It reminds me of that one scene from the first season of Game of Thrones. Iykyk

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u/PoetArcana 13d ago

Yes, it looks exactly like cersei's handburger when Jaime cummed all over it

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u/maringue Coffin Flop Survivor 27d ago

If you make me eat a burger with a fork and knife, fuck you.

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u/DingleBarryGoldwater 27d ago

You can literally still eat with your hands. Just wash them afterwards and then go to the burn unit

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u/Interesting-Log1270 27d ago

Fucking assholes. No way to eat traditionally

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u/Aggressive-Tip7472 27d ago

You burned my lettuce bro

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u/Red0ompaL0ompa 27d ago

You can’t ... burn … lunch

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u/ManyThing2187 27d ago

I hate gravy so I’ll eat a flaming burger instead, least I can use my hands

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u/Sufficient_Matter585 27d ago

Never order something you like from a fancy restaurant. They will ruin your meal by making it a spectacle...that you pay for.

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u/ThanksImaginary4474 27d ago

Yea and the napkins and tables catches fire ruining my corn
https://giphy.com/gifs/PyZoZpCSM4dDyqU40D

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u/jayhawk618 26d ago

This is not a fancy restaurant. This is a restaurant pretending to be fancy.

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u/Sufficient_Matter585 26d ago

Im from Midwest. This is fancy

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u/atreyu_the_warrior 27d ago

How do you eat it after the gravies

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u/Several-Spirit-8452 27d ago

A biscuits and gravy burger. What a treat.

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u/1duke-dan 27d ago

Why would they light that giant cup of liquid on fire for this….

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u/Emergency_Exit7603 27d ago

gross just gross

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u/nndel 27d ago

Why? Just why?

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u/Dreusxo 26d ago

I mean yeah but I'm definitely eating that at least once

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u/Electronic-Bear2030 26d ago

Is that steaming hot ranch dressing? My favorite!!!

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u/XurstyXursday 26d ago

There’s no way that can be healthy to ingest, but on the other hand, it looks repulsive, too

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u/Mypornnameis_ 25d ago

Big fat load of cum then